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FEAST, GLADLY / MOON STEALER / WARM BLOODED

i hold werewolves as both a symbol of transformation and of self-actualization; they are the other, and the beast, and they are us. this art was created for october’s print club; it was also created for me (and for you).

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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

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An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

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By @norichan5050

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this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

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so i took out the trash today like the good house husband i am not, leaving behind the rank smell of long forgotten noodles and the regrets of two people with memory issues

i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract

just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?

i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.

hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract

i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour

all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf

ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint

fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain

i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol

im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else

i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste

quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air

learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time

wish me luck

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ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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Just watched a spider try and fail to spin a centipede. Best wishes girl

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Predicting the dialogue in the upcoming Dumbing of Age storyline: “Me And Who You Say I Was Yesterday”

“I’m so happy to be at prom, nothing bad could ever happen tonight!”

“you guys like my new haircut, right?

…right?”

“Joyce, what’s wrong?”

“I am reconsidering my sexuality but also I don’t want to break up with you”

“…and reason number five why I’m not a lesbian…”

“joyce just eat her out already it’s been fifteen years”

“does my hair really look that stupid?”

“yes!”

“joyce i want to plow you like a midwest corn field”

“are those people over there laughing at my haircut? time to make a quick getaway”

“billie even this person here thinks your hair is bad”

“…what? sure!”

“i must not fear the spicy food. fear is the mind killer.”

“this stupid haircut is making me suddenly self conscious!”

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upcoming episodes prediction

(I saw this vine and)

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I’m cringe and sick in the head