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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

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this is absolutely sending me

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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Tiny harbingers!

They're available as charms and stickers in my etsy store 🐾

I'm currently running a Black Friday sale where you get 20% off if you buy two or more items! The sale lasts until December 4th

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To Mario

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From Peach

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according to my replies

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this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

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i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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"snakes dont have personalities!" Leliana, after 11 years of life: "OMG water is wet??" Watch until the end 😂

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

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the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

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oh ok