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Driving my girl to work on our tandem bicycle. Takes me 15 minutes to drop her off and 45 minutes to get back home

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goodreads reviewers aren't human

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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

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dyke's pit hairs poking out while shes wearing a tanktop is equivalent to a tantalising cleavage.

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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open rp

“Feh..It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-grinch. I can defeat every merry-maker who crosses my path. You think you can stop me from ruining christmas?”

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The surgery grape just started a podcast

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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I didn't need to know this 😭

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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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Just playing some Balatro to pass the time on the road

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If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and do does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good