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I try color coding my fucking post because of all the zero reading comprehension bereft seven second attention span addled tiktok freaks on this fucking website and then they all complain it is hard to read? According to multiple studies on video games and ADHD, color coding words is useful. What the fuck can I never get right? /LH

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Doctor Alto Clef Is Probably Not White

Dear SCP Foundation fandom, Doctor Alto Clef is unlikely to be white, or at least in the main canon and with his original author. The whole Francis backstory is frankly incredibly out of character and feels like a different character that his name was tacked onto for relevance and as a plot twist thing. Francis is generally incredibly well written, but Not At All The Same Guy.

In the main canon, IE the Clef-Kondraki incident, he is heavily implied to be THE BIBLICAL ADAM, in his interactions with the SCP who is clearly the Biblical Eve. She is canonically Middle Eastern, as are many Biblical figures both in the Bible itself and in the SCP canon. Clef converses with Eve in a language akin to Ancient Sumerian, fluently, and as if it is his first and most natural language. He also references Eden in other canon documents by the core Clef author.

PLEASE can we have more art of him as middle eastern! (You could make him lighter skinned going off of the one canon photo, you know, the one with the big ole rifle and his lovely DILF-esque tummy?) He's described as big-nosed and that's a feature that needs so much more love!!!

Often, in heterochromia, as he has, the brown or in his case "hazel" eye is the normal eye, with the blue one being the genetically mutated trait due to whatever condition causes said heterochromia, not to mention his condition likely being more anomalous than the usual genetic causes of heterochromia.

In terms of narrative symbolism, it makes the most sense for his third eye or aberrant secondary iris to be the green one, considering the color green being used in reference to reality benders and general symbolism in Western media as unnatural (when vivid), as magical and potentially villainous, and as ominous. (Think: Maleficent, Bruno Madrigal...etc)

Also! He is canonically fat and I am so so so sick of people erasing that about him. There is no excuse for that sort of erasure or for the 'inability' to draw larger bodies. His race is not explicitly stated in canon and is open to interpretation, however, due to his nature as heavily implied to be a pre-Christian biblical figure (Adam), I think it is most logical (as well as personally enjoyable for myself) to see him as Middle-Eastern Jewish (as opposed to Ashkenazic or Goy). He could easily be interpreted as North African, Middle Eastern, or even Central Asian, West Indian or Indo-Aryan, or an Ethiopian Jew.

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Doctor Alto Clef Is Probably Not White

Dear SCP Foundation fandom, Doctor Alto Clef is unlikely to be white, or at least in the main canon and with his original author. The whole Francis backstory is frankly incredibly out of character and feels like a different character that his name was tacked onto for relevance and as a plot twist thing. Francis is generally incredibly well written, but Not At All The Same Guy.

In the main canon, IE the Clef-Kondraki incident, he is heavily implied to be THE BIBLICAL ADAM, in his interactions with the SCP who is clearly the Biblical Eve. She is canonically Middle Eastern, as are many Biblical figures both in the Bible itself and in the SCP canon. Clef converses with Eve in a language akin to Ancient Sumerian, fluently, and as if it is his first and most natural language. He also references Eden in other canon documents by the core Clef author.

PLEASE can we have more art of him as middle eastern! (You could make him lighter skinned going off of the one canon photo, you know, the one with the big ole rifle and his lovely DILF-esque tummy?) He's described as big-nosed and that's a feature that needs so much more love!!!

Often, in heterochromia, as he has, the brown or in his case "hazel" eye is the normal eye, with the blue one being the genetically mutated trait due to whatever condition causes said heterochromia, not to mention his condition likely being more anomalous than the usual genetic causes of heterochromia.

In terms of narrative symbolism, it makes the most sense for his third eye or aberrant secondary iris to be the green one, considering the color green being used in reference to reality benders and general symbolism in Western media as unnatural (when vivid), as magical and potentially villainous, and as ominous. (Think: Maleficent, Bruno Madrigal...etc)

Also! He is canonically fat and I am so so so sick of people erasing that about him. There is no excuse for that sort of erasure or for the 'inability' to draw larger bodies. His race is not explicitly stated in canon and is open to interpretation, however, due to his nature as heavily implied to be a pre-Christian biblical figure (Adam), I think it is most logical (as well as personally enjoyable for myself) to see him as Middle-Eastern Jewish (as opposed to Ashkenazic or Goy). He could easily be interpreted as North African, Middle Eastern, or even Central Asian, West Indian or Indo-Aryan, or an Ethiopian Jew.

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Clef isn't even supposed to be white, that's just something another author did! In more canon works, he speaks an ancient Sumerian dialect, and is heavily implied to be the Biblical Adam!

Man the scp tumblr fanbase kinda sucks lmao

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Customer: NICKNAME BASED ON BROWN COLOR OF VEHICLE DMV: THE Christmas poo from tv show South Park. It is a talking piece of SHIT Verdict: DENIED

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Hey, I'm going on the California Trail, y'all want anything? A Lansford Hastings patented lies handbook by the guy with no experience? A made-up shortcut? Some dehydrated oxen? Some...veal?

May 12th, the day the Donner-Reed parties left Independence Missouri horrifically late in the season.

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shitpost based off a conversation i had

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Tennessee weather is really easy to understand! One day it’s nice and warm so you go outside to enjoy it and

Its never been so cold. The blizzard took everything and left us stranded … curse you father.

We have eaten the oxen and even our bootstraps. I fear what we will eat next.

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YOU'RE DOING A DONNER PARTY MAP??????? I HAVE WANTED TO SEE A GUD MAP OF THEIR PATH OR SOMETH FOR SO SO SO SO SO LONG I AM SO EXCITED PLEASSSSSSSE UPDATE ME ON THIS I AM A FERAL HISTORIAN MY DMS DO NOT WORK DO YOU HAVE DISCORD OR INSTAGRAM?

YOU ARE DOING THE GOOD WORK OP AND I CHERISH YOU

more map images

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me im hungey

Guy who thinks Donner Party is a fun quirky way of saying dinner party

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Me after explaining to a friend what happened during the donner party in as much detail as I can remember because they had asked me to

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Ngl George Donner kinda 😳 /nsx /hj

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YE SYEY SYE SYEYS YS EYSE SYE SYES I FUCKING DO BUT I RESPECT OTHER OPIUNIONS OFC I JUST LIKE I HAVE EMOTISOTNSN

I have very strong feelings on the donner party if you couldn't tell 🫀

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OH MYOGJDFODFIJGDI I WAS LITERALLY JSUT THERE WTF IT IS AMAZING IT IS EVERYTHING GOOD YOU SEE HERE AND SO SO SO SO MUCH MORE

Crystal Cave, Kutztown, Pennsylvania

Taken July 2021