havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo
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*wipes tears with a beauty blender*
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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
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me: ohh this person didnt reply!! i bet their phone is off or out of batteries or something! maybe theyre asleep! :) they’ll reply soon!
the disorder: theyre dead
me: what
the disorder: dead
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she. has. spoken.
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Oh shit
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yeah he looks real dangerous
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STOP IT
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reblog if ur a real ice eater
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