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REBLOG if you don’t mind other muses falling in love with your muse, even when it is unrequited.

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“oh...” he glanced around 

“shit”

he’s physically wandered into the port mafia building somehow

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———♛: Please Like or Reblog if you are willing to interact with a brand spanking new sleepy prince: NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM of Final Fantasy XV. I heard these get around much faster. So why not cast my line in and see if I get some nibbles, yeah? 🐟💗  —writtien by niji

Multi-Verse : Multi-Ship : Mun is 22+ : 10 years of roleplay exp.

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🐤 (Kunikida)

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🐤

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Send me a 🐤 for a Tweet my muse would make about yours.

Using this generator.

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Send a symbol for your muse to gently touch mine by: 

❥ :  tucking stray hair behind their ear

✿ : trailing soft kisses down their arm

☁ : cuddling with them under a blanket

★ : pressing a kiss to the back of their hand

▲ : leaning your head against their shoulder

♪ : singing them a lullaby and brushing their hair

◆ : wrapping your arms around them from behind

✤ : lacing your fingers into theirs and holding their hands

♣ : slowly pulling them into your lap to curl up and cuddle

▨ : rubbing their back to calm them down when they’re upset

▰ : embracing them and holding them firmly against your chest

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Send me ‘⚰️‘ to find my muse visiting a grave.

Or if you can’t see the symbol send ‘Mourning’ instead.

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Pyrocynical starter memes

You can shoot me!”

“Welcome to my new-Oh fuck me.”

“I made a flash bang!”

“I-didn’t mean to-uh”

“Okay..There s/he is again..Mr.Big bad ____”

“S/He’s close wherever he is.”

“Last stand boys!”

“Hey you got f-pranked!”

“S’probably best to hide now”

“So I’m gonna try to throw  a noise maker to distract ___ (Noise maker gets thrown a foot) .. Oh shit”

“So uh..that wasn’t the best thrown noisemaker”

“You okay buddy?”

“Oh my god I’m actually killing him/her?”

“Shotgun! You are now my new best friend! Holy shit!”

“Y’see y’don’t really see guides on the internet on how to stun-baton an alien..”

“Y’see I don’t like that shit!”

“Lets restart this bad boy!”

“Oh God. Dude you need a new jacket holy shit.”

“I’m not really too sure what I did. I hit a button,something happened.”

“I actually have..nothing capable of fighting off ___,I got a shot gun but..that doesn’t do shit”

“The amount of dead bodies in this area has increased from none to-uh about five so far..”

“As my samurai grand father once told me,’you see a dead body… you run like a little bitch’”

“(ominous footsteps approaching)”

“Okay-Okay I think he’s gone-I think he’s gone-nope he’s coming back.  Second round second round.”

“S-So s/he’s 70 meters away-Fuckin hell”

“I’m honestly quite scared,cause uh-s/he could just come around the corner,bite my face off and kill me.”

“Sir,i’d appreciate if you’d stop. Cause i’m gonna have to throw a flash bang at you “

“Time for the kill!”

“Their just not a threat at all.”

 “What if I use the flamethrower?”

“Oh,Holy shit. That’s a bit-uh..That’s a bit excessive..Think I’ll use it again”

“Y-You do realize this is bullet-proof glass right? You’re not going to be able to shoot through it”

“You know what? I’m dealing with you guys in a very professional way”

“Oh there s/he is again. I don’t know what s/he is,some kind of leprechaun? “

“I-I need that big FAT gun -where is it..”

“..You didn’t see anything”

“In retrospect,this probably wasn’t the best idea I’ve had-honestly”

“I gotta go to the police department to turn myself in”

“Excuse me I’d like to turn myself in,I’ve got this gun here..and uh- this gun here..and-uh this..and this and this,y’know got this as well”

“Ah yeah, just to let you know. I’ma-I’m robbing you. Uh Yeah so uh-could you just stick your hands in the air,please?”

“Do you have anything of value here-you don’t seem to,you just have a tuba”

“Dude,please,do not,son,please,don’t do it,please-Fuckin hell these people”

“Dog-Dog please-sta-stay away from me-stay away from me dog”

 “Wheres the dog-..I think..I think the dogs okay..I’m sure he’s okay”

“The fuck you do that for? Fuck you”

“What the fuck is that-what the f-Oh my god stay away”

“if you move an inch..I’m gonna throw this at you” 

“Don’t question it! Just don’t question it,just continue with your daily life,just do not question this game”

“Ah of course,every single police officer in the entire county,is now after me”

“Excuse me sir, I’d like to buy some weed”

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this cat wants to meet you in the dennys parking lot at 2 AM to throw hands, wyd?

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mature

fuck off rat

Ah... You are motherfucker?

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Injured?

         Go fuck yourself

                                  You Injured piece of shit

Independant Saiha RP blog from the comico manga sex♂Mens

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💛 (friendship with Regulus, I know my regulus haven't rp with Gabriel yet, but I can see them becoming good friends)

Gabe is the smoftest of boys and would love to be friends with him))

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pre-established relationship hearts!

❤️send to have a romantic ship with my muse 🖤send to have a toxic ship with my muse 💛send to have a platonic ship with my muse 💚send to have a friends with benefits ship with my muse 💙send to have a partnership with my muse 💜send to have a love/hate relationship with my muse 💖send to have a past romance with my muse 💔send for a slow burn romance with my muse 💕send to have a family type relationship with my muse

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Injured?

         Go fuck yourself

                                  You Injured piece of shit

Independant Saiha RP blog from the comico manga sex♂Mens

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dcmonicprcdigy replied to your post: “If your dad told your family you died at birth...

Pets him.

“Thank”

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“If your dad told your family you died at birth and then gave you up to an abusive orphanage where you almost died, clap your hands”

CLAP CLAP