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Will wood personality quiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Actually I forgot about my marks on my inner thighs, my bad, also no

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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I have 'em on my shoulders. It's odd to say the least lol

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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can you translate my math textbook for me i dont understandddd

you think i would be on tumblr talking about the bible if i knew how to do math

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So this is how I found out one of my favorite childhood movies is getting a remake huh

finally how to train your dragon can shed its childish character design and lighting and evolve to instead have the bold and engaging art direction of a car insurance ad

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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( <= green bean

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To all of you who think Jesus's atonement is beyond you:

BAD NEWS! He already forgave you and paid for your sins and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! You CANNOT escape his eternal and infinite love!!

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the Bi in Bisexual stands for

Blove

ieveryone ❤️💜💙

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me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

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Jesus what a terrible omen that comes from saying the word sma- AAAAA *hands erupt from the ground as they drag me to the nine circles of hell*

jk guys more band au

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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

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So my gender is trademarked and none of you can reach it

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

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An! Y! Thing! An! Y! Thing!

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.