klavichord
klavichord
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klavichord · 6 hours ago
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I have been afflicted with caring about politics and, in turn, have been given the Big Sad over it.
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klavichord · 6 hours ago
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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klavichord · 1 day ago
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klavichord · 2 days ago
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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With the hbomberguy plagiarism video on fire right now I want to share my favorite example of egregious plagiarism.
I’m a marine biologist. Currently getting my PhD. I’ve done a lot of scholarly writing. Many classes I took as an undergraduate had big writing components. I took limnology at one point as an elective. This course had one such big writing assignment.
The professor told us a story. He said he once got a student paper that absolutely blew him away. It was way beyond what he’d expected from the class. This was before we had online tools to check for plagiarism. The paper impressed him so much that he brought it home to show it to his wife. She began reading it and then set it down, looked at him, and said, “Dan, you wrote this.”
This student was dumb enough to not only copy a published paper verbatim, but to copy a paper published by the professor of the class.
AND HE NEARLY GOT AWAY WITH IT.
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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I'm so bad at compréhension orale and dictées. I've only gotten 2 out of 8 sentences correct and I've even "cheated" and listened to them more than the allotted 2 times. I hate myself so much
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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I know I'm pushing myself too hard rn but I am desperate to do as much as possible before I can't do as much for so long. I can feel myself burning myself out but Hey, I'll have enough time to rest and more after I get surgery
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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Making a list and checking it twice 👀👀
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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A cat listening to a VEF Spidola 10 pocket radio made in Latvia, 1972. From the Budapest Municipal Photography Company archive.
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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As my surgery date gets closer, I'm simultaneously relieved to have a forced break from everything but also dreading losing my independence and physical ability. Also so sad I can't climb for so long 😭
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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I've been cold for most of the day thanks to the vaccine(s) and I snuggled up with two blankets on the couch after dinner while watching interior design YouTube with Cameron and I just want to stay here forever 😭 it's so warm and cozy. But we gotta pack more stuff for tomorrow.
Also, so glad we had the entire month to move. Never again will I be moving in one or two days. That shit sucked the few times I did it
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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Guy who decided to get two vaccines the day before we were supposed to start moving.
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klavichord · 1 year ago
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Idk how people with long nails do it. I hate the sensation of scratching anything with my nails accidentally
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