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121. Nightmare

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87. Character Sheet

This original is for sale in my shop!

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“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

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To reiterate what I said last year: Trevor Belmont is the most relatable character to be in anything ever.

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“Fucking” can be fucking used any fucking where in the fucking sentence without fucking changing the fucking meaning or compromising fucking sentence structure.

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I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.

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Children’s cartoons, what were thought to be mindless years prior, are now full of complex stories and plot lines, while sitcoms and sketch shows are becoming more and more mindless easy humor.

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The Jedi must go through a ton of robes because they’re always stripping them off before combat and just leaving them there.

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Asking your neighbor if you can use their wi-fi is the modern day version of “borrowing a cup of sugar”

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It’s a day for hunting monsters…

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https://archive.is/JMirV

The Entertainment Software Association, which represents the video game industry, said it told the president that “numerous scientific studies” show there is “no connection between video games and violence.”  In fact, Markey said his work shows when a new violent game is released, crime actually drops.

when a new violent game is released, crime actually drops.

CRIME ACTUALLY DROPS.

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When at the urinal, whenever someone “misses” and hits the floor, an air horn should go off, along with flashing lights and the voice of Ron Swanson saying “you’re an embarrassment to your fellow man”.

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All five of my FFXV prints are up for pre-order now! Shipping will begin the week of the 5th February, after Kupocon Pomingham Palace, £2 for the UK and £5 international. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/576002574/final-fantasy-xv-character-prints Alternatively, if you’re going to Kupocon, message me and I’ll arrange Paypal payment and collection on the day. :) Original posts: Noctis - http://ryuuza-art.tumblr.com/post/169979613511/chosen-part-three-in-the-series Ignis - http://ryuuza-art.tumblr.com/post/169639874111/sacrifice-the-first-of-my-five-ffxv-episode Gladio - http://ryuuza-art.tumblr.com/post/170229635436/shield-part-45 Prompto - http://ryuuza-art.tumblr.com/post/170237523261/sharpshooter-part-55 Ardyn - http://ryuuza-art.tumblr.com/post/169905446771/forsaken-the-second-part-of-my-ffxv-episode

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GM: You take *rolls* 14 lightning damage. What was your Strength check?

Barbarian: 24

Rogue (Walks in after getting a snack): What are we fighting?

Necromancer: A door.