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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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The fact I never once saw "very demure, very cutesy" on Tumblr while that disaster was happening is why having a Tumblr account is still essential. This place is like a bomb shelter sometimes.
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
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People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on
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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual
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While otp with the bf I accidentally mixed "Are you home" with "Are you at the house" and asked, "Are you at the home" And because I (unintentionally) spoke with an accent, we proceeded to speak in old English for the next half hour.
#funny#if you know you know#couple goals#i hope you're having a good day#old english#mocking me#accents
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