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hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual
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While otp with the bf I accidentally mixed "Are you home" with "Are you at the house" and asked, "Are you at the home" And because I (unintentionally) spoke with an accent, we proceeded to speak in old English for the next half hour.
#funny#if you know you know#couple goals#i hope you're having a good day#old english#mocking me#accents
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I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.
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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind
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