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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something

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our house... in the middle of our leaves¹

¹This is a humourous riff on the lyrics to the song "Our House" by the English ska-pop band, Madness. "Our House" is considered a working class anthem, which contrasts the bourgeoisie lifestyle of the Navidson family.²

²Alright, while the music stuff is factually correct it's still a huge stretch to connect the song and the family this way. Sometimes a corny joke is just a corny joke.

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You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.

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I got hired on the team to help develop chess 2. im adding you know what im adding

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As it's the final, we always come up with a profound and challenging prize category, so we've asked them to bring in their most magnificent stationery.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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DEANGELO JACKSON & DANTE COLLE

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every person born is assigned a 6foot tall guy to push his way from the back of the venue to stand directly in front of you specifically. like a sort of angel.

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maybe if men touched each other gently more often like women do, they wouldn’t be so grouchy all the time

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people say we’re alike they say we fucked the same bear