kiwidacucumber
Kiwidacucumber
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She/her Just a chaos goblin here to hang out
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kiwidacucumber · 30 minutes ago
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🥰👍.
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kiwidacucumber · 31 minutes ago
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jimmy they definitely won’t save you bro-
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kiwidacucumber · 32 minutes ago
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jimmy they definitely won’t save you bro-
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kiwidacucumber · 33 minutes ago
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Notice how the paw is so soft he can deploy it as a pillow.
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kiwidacucumber · 33 minutes ago
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"Jimmy and Scar are dying so much, this alliance is going exactly how I expected" No it isn't! I expected Jimmy and Scar AND Lizzie to be dying this much! Lizzie has only died once! she's in a several-way tie for most lives left on the server! Let's all take a moment to admire her for that please.
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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Etho: Tango got put through the wringer last episode.
Tango: Yeah, yeah.
Etho: And they weren't done with him they threw him in the dryer - he got tumble-dried.
Tango: Uh huh.
Etho: And they still weren't done with him, they hung him out on the clothesline and he flopped around crying for a bit.
Tango: With the drowning, it was great, yeah.
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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i forgot to post the actual frames from like two weeks ago
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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honestly the sass jimmy had this week is insane. constantly flirting and being a little brat and yelling maniacally after killing THREE people. "is this the feeling when people kill people? i feel ELECTRIC!!!"
grian: "jimmy i will fight back"
jimmy: "you don't need to, you'll be dead before you can" EXCUSE ME SIR WHERE DID IT COME FROM?? PLEASE DONT STOP
"i said it in the start of the episode i'll get ya (joel), and i just did :) oh and you know what i used? i used your wife as bait bud EHEHEHE"
jimmy already deserves a win
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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grian having no qualms about killing lizzie as revenge against scar and jimmy but being vehemently against harming the parrot build is so fucking funny to me like yeah mr “bird man” that tracks
“the parrot has done nothing wrong” NEITHER DID LIZZIE??
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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creaking bigb skin so cool i couldn't resist drawing it
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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The bamboozlers feel like a disney villain, a disney princess and the disney princess' animal sidekick, and i love that for them i really do
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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A tale of two thumbnails
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kiwidacucumber · 3 days ago
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What if in later sessions the wildcards are past gimmicks
Like one session you suddenly are soulbound to someone, maybe this time itd tell you and itd be interesting if you were enemies with that person
Or maybe one session suddenly since its 18 players maybe theres 3 boogymen randomly selected
Now that there are some tensions between teams... yeah.
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kiwidacucumber · 4 days ago
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grian works a grueling nine to five to support his boys only to come home to skizz and mumbo insisting he's cheating on them smh
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kiwidacucumber · 4 days ago
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Grian in 2021: Let’s put my friends in a minecraft server with three lives and see who lasts longest :)
Grian in 2024: There is a snail following you constantly and if it touches you you die. It can’t be killed or stopped and it reflects damage and tnt back towards you. If you go too far away it teleports and it can burrow through blocks and fly using a propeller. Good luck.
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kiwidacucumber · 4 days ago
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I'm getting flashbacks to Grian telling Scar to leave and rejoin in Secret Life when he was getting chased by the wither... Him spamming end of session when Scar is in danger in Wild Life now.. PLEASE I'm still obsessed with Desert Duo, you cannot seperate. They're so silly i need them to be silly together more, We can't have a life series without Grian screaming “SCAR” and i love it.
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kiwidacucumber · 4 days ago
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HEY BUDDY
Such a cute intro before a deadly wild card
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