kitvinn
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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is this a hot take idk. but I like Dan and Phil being able to talk and joke about sex. i know everyone does the bit where it's like hearing your parents talking about it but. genuinely I'm so glad they're able to openly joke about gay sex. it's just another thing they had to lie about for so long that they can be open about now.
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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i hope every selfshipper who reads this gets the best f/o dreams ever
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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Starlight Theater AU
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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Fuckin gottem boys
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kitvinn · 3 days ago
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the thing about dnp and Google feud is that dan will always win because he's culturally tapped in almost to a fault meanwhile phil is spending hours in his towel curating his funny animal algorithm and his first instinct upon seeing "songs about" is to guess "owls"
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kitvinn · 5 days ago
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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
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kitvinn · 5 days ago
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just heard the most beautiful sentence at work
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kitvinn · 5 days ago
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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
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kitvinn · 5 days ago
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You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.
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kitvinn · 5 days ago
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This feels relevant, somehow.
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Oh, look what came up as I searched for that tweet. Huh. Interesting.
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kitvinn · 6 days ago
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bruh i used to hide out in the library in middle school during lunch to read because the lunchroom was overstimulating and i had so many bullies and so many issues with eating in front of people so i would just skip lunch and retreat into book time in the safety of the library, and one day the librarian came over and told me the library had started a new "lounge" for honors students in a little sideroom with comfy chairs where students could snack while they read if they want
and i was today years old when i realized i never saw a single other student in that little room that definitely held storage stuff before then and that the librarian absolutely made that up so i would have a safe space to read and be alone and eat in the library
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kitvinn · 6 days ago
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fucking yes
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kitvinn · 7 days ago
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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
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kitvinn · 7 days ago
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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(
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