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“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
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i feel like this insult went under-appreciated
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*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
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Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
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i am so happy that all these beautiful babies are alive and well
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me: i gotta focus on this beca-
brain: ladies and gentlemen,
me: please
brain: this is mambo no. 5
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