what
25 notes
·
View notes
Unpopular opinion: time is linear
167K notes
·
View notes
“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
373K notes
·
View notes
376K notes
·
View notes
i feel like this insult went under-appreciated
646K notes
·
View notes
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
199K notes
·
View notes
16K notes
·
View notes
Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
474K notes
·
View notes
351K notes
·
View notes
the fuck is he wearing?
156K notes
·
View notes
reVOLUTIONARY
262K notes
·
View notes
669 notes
·
View notes
82K notes
·
View notes
me: i gotta focus on this beca-
brain: ladies and gentlemen,
me: please
brain: this is mambo no. 5
242K notes
·
View notes