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THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

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found an unused $20 nintendo eshop giftcard from last christmas.......thanj you god for telling me to play great god grove

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@trepans-apprentice

This is me if you even care

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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag

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Just a random thing; one of my many favorite Futurama jokes is when they go to a planet that is obviously very Egyptian and the aliens even look like the gods themselves and someone is like ‘oh did you guys come to earth and build the pyramids?’ And the alien is like ‘nah-we went to earth and fell in love with the local architecture that we integrated it into our own. they actually taught us so much.’

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i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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Rb I saw that made me say “yeah that’s Kyosaya”

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Love the thought of rubberhose toons being immune to the insanity effect of seeing an eldritch monstrosity, because they're already so used to weird stuff just happening around them on the daily. They take one look at this unknowable being and they scratch their head and then shrug at the camera like "okay, guess we doin' abstract now"

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Hitomi is probably the funniest charachter in this franchise please make her relevant in WR

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