kittygirlpaw

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Ice Cream Sandwich

Cat butts. You agree.

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i am pondering my orb (your fat and round tummy) (i am kissing it gently)

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found you a new hat.

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if you are not praising and worshiping a trans womans fat belly youre missing out on what makes life worth living

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my belly is literally so big and fat and holdable and cherishable. btw

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the author's barely disguised insatiable lust for fat bellies

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[ OC ] Karina

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your a cute boy do u wanna play hormones with me?

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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

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i am not immune to underboob sweat

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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".

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Did you know

If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds

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Don't remember the context but had a dream last night that Patrick Star called Jesus a little bitch and told him to stuff it.

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Living my life as a fucked up little cartoon character has only become meowre literal in the last six months or so. Eventually I'll ascend and just start painting fake roads and running through them to the other side.

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carry my eggs girl

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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We adore making coffee and/or breakfast fur those we love. It's a simple thing but we like being able to get that first hurdle of the day done fur others, beclaws we know how hard it can be to start the day on a good paw forward.

We like being helpful in general but that one is special :3