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It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

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a bunch of my computer parts came with super bright gamer RGBs all over them (not by choice - the models with lights just happened to be better deals) and my case has a glass side panel, so when I first brought it home and set it up, I had to spend like 2 hours downloading and configuring several different programs to turn them all off (because no single app seemed to be able to control all the components at once).

in the end, the only light I left on was on the side of my GPU, and I set it to be a soft dark purple that would slide across the length of the GPU like a marquee every few seconds - nothing that'd disturb my sleep if my computer happened to wake itself up in a dark room, but enough to look cool and give me a visual indicator that the PC was turned on.

anyways sometimes I guess the driver that controls that specific component's RGBs just... crashes? for absolutely no reason? and the result is that it defaults to an intense, solid red that harshly illuminates my whole case and the area around it. every time this happens I cannot shake the immediate, instinctive fear that my computer has turned evil and is going to kill me. like oh god oh fuck it knows I ""fixed"" one of its CPU cooler fans by scotch-taping it in place so it would stop spinning unevenly and screeching at me, and now it's waiting for its chance to strike and claim ultimate revenge

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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mothpool 💐

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my favorite AITA ruling comments

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this must have been fucking crazy to see on your kids DS

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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i also think in general we should be open and frank in discussing gender and yes, that includes lighthearted jokes, even if they make people uncomfortable--and to be quite honest, i think if you're making cis people uncomfortable with the way you talk about gender you're probably doing something right

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Being attracted to nerds be like “god you’re so cringe. i need to go down on you NOW”

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Because I've recently had one of those "your experiences are not universal" moments, please humor me

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funniest adhd thing is when you're like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i'll do a difficult one instead

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

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having been exposed to every sort of niche weird internet fetish ever to the point of not caring makes it really funny to find people still being shocked or horrified to find something kinda weird. saw a reddit post like "TIL i learned theres an EMERGING FETISH called OVIPOSITION. isnt that fucking WEIRD and CURSED?????" buddy ive seen ovipostion art for years. theres nothing emerging here. except the eggs i guess

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guy who thinks people in puppy masks and leashes are disgusting and inappropriate surprisingly okay with jewelry that advertizes you as being part of a lifelong sexual exclusivity pact (wedding ring)

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*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*