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this game is so funny sometimes

if you told me 6 years ago that this was at all what Fortnite would be I would not believe you for a second

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be sure not to get your Kit wet, lest 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅 take over your home

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playing The Finals late tonight and there's something so wholesomely badass (idk how else to describe it) about a heavy saving me from just about dying with the hand shield, me killing the guy that was shooting at us, me thanking him, and his guy saying "we got this!" just afterwords. like hell yeah dude we fuckin got this

idk why but that kinda thing just puts a dumb smile on my face

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these two decide who's doing dishes by playing MK Armageddon.

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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chonk yet stronk! rated for up to 600+ lbs.! not including herself, of course.

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Halloween doodles from last month

tbh I love how Xenon's hair and Kit's dumb face look

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gamer time

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don't listen to him, the discount isn't real

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hello world!

I gots drawings and I feel the need to share em, so here we are!

this place isn't really for kids! it's PG-13 at most! maybe R on ONE occasion! bring your mother!!

this place also isn't for hate! take your phobias and your isms far, FAR away! except for autism! you're the best ism in the whole world!

expect mostly draw posts and whatever is rotting my brain at the time. mostly spiders. arachnophobia warning!

short-n-sweet character bios under cut to get a better idea about them if you wanna ask em anything, from left to right.

and to preface this, this is all a vaguely Starbound styled sci-fi! it'll be hard to tell most times, but that's the setting.

Kit, a naive but well-meaning spiderboy. he believes that everyone on and around the block are his friends. he's mostly right! co-owner and bartender at the Last Tree, and close friends with Felvia.

Felvia, a rebellious demon tgirl. starting the bar was mostly her idea, but Kit said it should be as homely as it is today. co-owner and bartender at the Last Tree, and close friends with Kit.

Annie, the nuisance cat woman. she was found eating whatever out of the dumpster behind the bar, and was put to work around the Last Tree. she's kind of lazy about it, to Felvia's annoyance.

Casey, a slightly annoying bee boy. you know that friend you keep around despite him saying or doing stupid things and occasionally getting on your nerves, but he'll be a good friend when he needs to be? that's him. also obsessed with bee puns. works at Becky's Big Slices with Kaz.

Kazuo, aka Big Kaz, the big brother fishman. always has a shoulder for you to cry on, and even if you don't need it, he's just a chill dude to be with. will roll with the fat cracks, as long as they're not done in bad faith. works at Becky's Big Slices with Casey.

Sticker, an easily distracted retro enthusiast moth. because he thought streaming old games online would bring in the big bucks fast, he's having to work with his sister at her tailorshop for a while until he makes enough to pay three months rent, minimum.

Summer, the pompous older sister moth. while she's not happy about the circumstances, she is glad that her little brother is working at the tailorshop, even if it's just for a little while. she acts pretty high-and-mighty around others, but is very down-to-earth with Sticker.

Alex, a movie buff mantisman. after hearing that there was a video store with all sorts of old and new movies, he just had to apply for the job. he's watched just about every movie they have and Wow Now!, except the horror ones. he's fine with the cheesier ones, though.

Xenon, the star Cowboy. along with his ship, the Stardust Flyer and motley crew, he's a somewhat well-known bounty hunter that got into it because he was bored one day. good with the charm and even better at shooting his way out when it doesn't work (it rarely works).

Mawa, the big and boisterous floran! she joined up with Xenon because she was either envious of his lifestyle, or because she wanted to see other planets, and hunt whatever creatures they have. quite handy with a sword and is the muscle of the crew.

P, the… enigma. tell you the truth, not much is known about them. Xenon said they 'were just there one day' on his ship, and he never got rid of them, for some reason. they don't/can't talk, and usually act like a child, probably being new to this whole 'being alive' thing.

Source, the mechanical critter. while he's not one for social situations, Source is usually content working on the Stardust Flyer, or just chilling with his friends. he also doesn't really remember where he came from, or why he's a cyborg, but he's happy with his life right now.