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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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"Members of the Teamsters union went on strike at Amazon early Thursday in a labor action at seven facilities in four states coast to coast just ahead of the holiday gift-giving rush.

Amazon said that its operations will not be affected by any of the union’s actions. Although the Teamsters claim to represent 7,000 Amazon workers nationwide, that accounts for less than 1% of the company’s US workforce."

"Amazon shows no indication it is willing to reach a deal with the Teamsters or even recognizes that the union speaks for any of its workers, despite the union declaring that employees at numerous Amazon facilities have signed cards asking to join."

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

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Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP

STOP

Stop.

Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.

Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.

Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore

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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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Something that the Zelda YouTube theorists seem to be sleeping on is:

"Okay Zelda hun, square up like this"

"Oh, hah, this was easy!"

"Bitch wtf was that!? 😯"

Nothing in TOTK ever remotely explains this, but this was CLEARLY an intentional choice the devs made in telling this story. Zelda is orders of magnitude more powerful than Sonia. Zelda also picks up Sonia's time manipulation techniques pretty fast. I doubt it's got anything to do with the Secret Stones because they're both being amplified by their own.

It's such a clear demonstration that Zelda still has an immense amount of power that even she doesn't know how powerful she is, I feel like it's got to tie into Zelda being the only one to return from draconification.

Plus, it's Zelda is using her same hand from this-

and here-

And what's interesting is that Sonia knows what the Triforce is, her dress has triangles all over it and someone on reddit caught this-

So there's a case to be made that Sonia knows of it but doesn't possess the Triforce, meanwhile Zelda actually possesses the ENTIRE Triforce and seems completely unaware of the significance of that. That power isn't broken up and hidden in artifacts, but is entirely present within her.

I have to wonder if Sonia and Zelda had a little chat after the Molduga attack and if Zelda remembers any of it.

BONUS: Just before Rauru unleashes the counterattack, the beam takes this shape

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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hmmm

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Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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speaking as a Jew, i’m extra-super dubious of all that stuff that talks about cartoon witches being an antisemitic stereotype. I can get where the thing with the nose is coming from, but the claims about the hats are based on flimsy claims that require a lot of mental reaching. The hats that Jews were forced to wear were not a universal thing, and I’ve yet to see any evidence that they were part of the cultural consciousness by the time the image of the pointy-hatted witch became common.

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Return of the queen ☀️☀️☀️

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yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

look

LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS