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Fuck off

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in the candy land reboot they turned lord licorice into lady licorice and she’s a clocky goth tgirl and sorry i need to um Sit down for a second

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#56: Lord Licorice

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gloppy btw. if you even care

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i just want to get dicked down again :/

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The Kit Kat Right, or the Kat Party, is here to share some of the goals of their political platform!

Protected Gum Rights for All Citizens of Candy Land: Citizens of Candy Land should have the right to protect themselves. It is not the government's place to decide what individuals should do with their self defense. That is why the Kat Party will implement Gum Protections for all citizens.

Harsher Restrictions on CBD Gummy Immigration: The Kat Party believes in protecting the safety and sanctity of Candy Land, and therefore will propose harsher restrictions and background checks on CBD gummies looking to immigrate. We will ensure only properly documented individuals can get across our borders.

Upholding Traditional Values: We at the Kat Party support tradition among everything else, and will fight against corruption and perversion of our good and moral Candy Land society. Like, who remembers when the "taste the rainbow" slogan was just about the visible light spectrum?

Remember, Left or Right, Everyone Wins!

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The Kit Kat Left, or the Kit Party, is here to share some goals of their political platform!

Universal Basic Income of 1,000 chocolate coins per month: Every citizen of Candy Land deserves access to food, water, shelter, and other necessities for well-being. No one should be barred from these necessities due to a money barrier. That's why the Kit Party proposes a Universal Basic Income for all adult citizens of Candy Land, set at 1,000 chocolate coins per month.

Free Healthcare Throughout Candy Land: Access to medical services is essential for promoting and maintaining a healthy citizenship. The Kit Party proposes free universal healthcare from all of Candy Land's doctors (including Dr. Pepper, Dr. Perky, Dr. K, Dr. Topper, etc.)

Environmental Protections: With pollutants being unregulated for years and temperatures at an all-time high, we at the Kit Party campaign for environmental protections that will stop the advancement of global melting.

Remember, Left or Right, Everyone Wins!

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Our official* campaign song!

*the parody campaign on this account is not affiliated with team starkid

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