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- alarm clock/calendar: new bowls!
- prep list: new bowls!
- me to sous: new bowls?
- sous: new bowls ➡️ (garage)
- me, opening garage
- box, labeled new bowls
- me, unboxing, everyone else behind me: ❗️new bowls ❗️
- me, looking at new bowls, there are only 8
- me, to sous chef: new bowls? (like more? idk pointing at them or like miming a stack)
- sous: 🤷🏽♀️🕞👨🏻🍳
- me to chef: new bowls?
- he points to GM on his laptop
- i go to GM: new bowls?
- he takes me back to garage & opens cabinet to give me huge heavy box labeled NEW BOWLS
- i unpack and break down boxes and recycle all the paper wrapping etc etc
- i have a stack of new bowls and old bowls
- i go to chef: old bowls?
- chef, speech bubble but its just a picture of old bowls going in box that says new bowls
- i 😨 and look at the recycling bin w all the material & broken down box, cooks behind me all see me and then see the pile of recycling
- i take box out to repackage everything, they watch me dig thru recycling
- i fold the box up and wrap old bowls in paper, close it up (no tape), i scratch out “new” and write “old”
new bowls (breaking down boxes)
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sous chef: dont forget, chef wants you to use the new bowls today
me: yay! ok
me: …where are the new bowls?
sous: hmmm. maybe in the garage?
me: ok!
me in garage, scanning for boxes
box in corner ❗️new bowls❗️
i take box back to kitchen to unpack, there are only 8 bowls
me: uhhhh, chef? do you know where the rest of the bowls are?
sous: uhhhh i guess not. maybe chef is bringing them in today. he should be here soon, maybe just wait till he gets here
me: okay
other cooks see new bowls : ❗️new bowls ? ❗️new bowls ? ❗️ new bowls ❗️
chef comes in…nothing in hand
me: hey chef, you want me to use new bowls today, yea?
chef: yea
me: i could only find 8, do you know where i can find the rest of them?
chef: ask GM, he put them away
me, to GM
—— actually wait maybe this is cuter with way less words —-
new bowls (breaking down boxes)
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expo: two kholrabis
line: TWO KHOLRABIS
expo: two kholrabis
line: TWO RABBIS
expo: two rabbis
line: TWO ROBBIES
expo: three robbies
line: THREE KHOLROBERTS
expo: 🤨…
expo: four kholrabi
one cook: FOUR RABBIS
another cook: FOUR ROBERTS
another cook: FOUR BOBBIES
another cook: FOUR — …👀
evolution of calls (kholrabi)
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getting ready, looking in the mirror: i will not be annoyed by the boys today
on the train, headphones on: i will not be annoyed by the boys today
coming in, putting apron on: i will not be annoyed by the boys today
all of us silently prepping, chopping, etc: i will not be annoyed by the boys today
during service, im plating, literally four boys plus chef are standing directly behind me, clowning: "god these boys are SO fucking annoying" 😍🥰💕😍🥰💕
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today’s mantra: i will not be annoyed by the boys today
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today’s mantra: i will not be annoyed by the boys today
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