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i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

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They are fighting again 🙄 #NARUTO #Narusasu #Sasunaru

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petition

we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.

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Levi & Scott Braun | S*an Cody, 2024

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Archie and Sean (2019) Sean Cody

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plantcest is literally canon what in the fuck someone pinch me. im late to the party by like 2 years i'm just waking up now

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PLANTCEST IS SO CRAZY. ITS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING CRAZY.

I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO INTERPRET KNIVES NEEDING HIM THAT BAD. I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO INTERPRET SEEING VASH LOVE THEIR MOTHER FIGURE THE MOST AND THINKING "i should be his favorite person. he shouldnt care about anyone but me." I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO INTERPRET HIM LITERALLY STICKING HIS TENDRILS INSIDE VASH, BEING THAT EXCITED TO HAVE SUCH PHYSICAL AND VIOLATING CLOSENESS.

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*slaps your blog on the ass* whats up

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

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Me when I'm reminded my kinks are considered extreme but for some reason I think they're super vanilla:

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this blog hates donald trump

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(cowboy voice) they call me the quickest shot in the west . on account a' my.......... premature ejactulatin

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Zach: *phone starts ringing*

Gray: *looks to see who's calling*

Gray: OMG YOU STILL CALL DAD 'DADDY'?!

Zach: *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Gray*

Zach: Hey, Owen.

Gray: *faints*

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Owen: Quick take my hand

Zach: *grabs hand* now what?

Owen: nothing, I just wanted to hold hands.