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"What a rude fella"

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posting art pieces from my old account to avoid making new art: day 6

old essence of divine art thing . big image so large tumblr shrinked it

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2012-09-03

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> [Keep climbing]

The way up is arduous, and the end, wherever it is, is far enough away that even now you cannot see it, despite how far you've gone. If you were to look back down at where you'd come from, it wouldn't matter if the path remained or not—you would not be able to see the bottom either way.

You are tired. You may have died before, but your body is still a physical one, with physical limits and physical effects of wear. Your legs ache with each stone you step onto, refusing to land smoothly. You can imagine yourself taking one too-shaky step and slipping off the path entirely, falling into whatever lies below.

But still... you... climb.

VOICE OF THE HERO: ...

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Hey. Do you hear that?

Hear what? I don't hear anything.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Exactly. Shouldn't we still be hearing its chains, if it's still behind us?

VOICE OF THE HERO: ...

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Oh, would you cut it out with the silence! It's your fault this idea's in my head in the first place. Maybe we should look back, just to be sure. A... a peek wouldn't hurt, right?

> (Explore) "Are you still there?"

...

VOICE OF THE MEEK: It doesn't... sound like it is.

VOICE OF THE HERO: No. It doesn't.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Oh, so now you talk?

Choices:

[Turn around]

[Turn around]

[You have to know. Turn around.]

[Turn around. It'd be a good break. You need the rest.]

[Just turn around]

[Turn around]

[Keep climbing]

[Turn around]

[Turn around]

[Nothing bad is going to happen if you turn around]

Again, [Keep climbing] must receive over 50% of the total votes to win.

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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dying on this comment under a video about microwaves. clapping at the microwave so it gets happy and keeps heating up the food for you. do you think it's because it gets embarrassed and starts heating up. or is it very self conscious and if it doesn't get told it's doing a good job it will just stop maybe

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can I have a trillion dollars please🇬🇧

you’re british haven’t you robbed and pillaged enough

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ugh ok whatever. puts you in a little file and renames it TORTURE LABYRINTH

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ANATOMY (2016)

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> [Keep climbing]

You continue to ascend the stairs, making your way from one stone to the next. Going up the stairs is significantly more difficult than going down the stairs, with the difference in the stones' heights and their small size making each step an exercise in precision and balance.

But still you climb, and before long you hear the soft clinking of the other's chains as it begins to follow you.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Oh, thank goodness. For a minute I thought you were right, and it actually had... gone.

VOICE OF THE HERO: Yeah. I suppose so. Good work, team, you saved the 'other' and slayed the world. And now everyone can get out of here alive, and you can both be happy forever, which is now a finite and very short amount of time...

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Shut—wait—what exactly is that tone for?

VOICE OF THE HERO: Nothing. Just that the entity didn't seem to have any particular reservations about killing us once it had nothing to fear. And right now, it has nothing to fear.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Nothing to—it said we were on a time limit! If we waste time fighting, neither of us is getting out of here!

VOICE OF THE HERO: And did we have any proof, or did we just trust that what it said was the truth?

VOICE OF THE MEEK: I see what you're trying to do. You're trying to break our trust and get us to hesitate, because if we don't both make it out, the 'world' doesn't 'end,' right? Well, you can't. Because there's only one person here who gets to make the decisions, and he's already made his.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Besides. If I were it, I wouldn't want to get into a physical altercation on these stairs. It's a long way down if we slip...

VOICE OF THE HERO: And oh so easy to push us off...

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Shut up.

> (Explore) "Are you all right?"

"..."

Choices:

[Turn around]

[Keep climbing]

[Turn around]

The anti-gerrymandering rule is in effect here. [Keep climbing] must receive more than 50% of the votes to win.

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> [Take the blade]

The figure watches you in silence as you reach down to pick up your blade.

VOICE OF THE HERO: Moment of truth, I suppose.

> [Throw the blade into the darkness]

You reach your arm back and toss the blade as hard as you can into the darkness around you. For a minute, there is only silence, before you hear the faintest clatter somewhere very far away.

VOICE OF THE HERO: And it's gone. Have fun ending the world, you three.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Oh, shut up.

"It's... nice to have that out of the way, I think. Should we go now?"

> "Yeah. Let's go." [Turn towards the stairs]

You turn towards the stairs and step onto the next stone, and the clink of chains sounds behind you as the other follows suit.

"Ah!"

[Look back] "What happened?"

The figure glances back at you.

"I-it's fine. The stones just... aren't very stable, I think. The last one fell away when I stepped off of it. I get the feeling we don't have much time left."

"But it's fine! If we keep going, we'll be fine. Just go. Please. Don't worry about me. I'll be right behind you."

"Just go, please."

VOICE OF THE HERO: Hm.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: What are you—you know what? Never mind. Let's just get out of here.

VOICE OF THE HERO: Sure. Let's.

> (Explore) You're acting weird about this and I don't like it. Spill.

VOICE OF THE HERO: Oh, nothing. It'd just be a shame if it happened to fall off the stairs while you were on your way to ending the world, and you didn't even notice it happening until you reached the top and looked back.

VOICE OF THE HERO: A real shame.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Shut up, shut up, shut up, now that's all I can think about...

> Yeah, let's just go. [Begin climbing]

The stairs stretch endlessly up into the distance ahead of you.

As you begin your ascent, you notice you don't hear the other's footsteps behind you, nor the clinking of its chains.

VOICE OF THE MEEK: Don't think about it, don't think about it...

VOICE OF THE HERO: ...

> (Explore) "Hey, you're still there, right?"

"I am, I'm just... taking a moment to steel myself. I will begin climbing very shortly."

Choices:

[Keep climbing]

[Turn around]

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fair trade

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True, it was simple life they envisioned. But it was one they'd live together. With one another to lean on, to trust, to support, and to-

What... Wait... What was happening? Why had the door stopped? Were Stanley and the bucket not about to be freed?

An unbearable silence filled the room, lingering in uncertainty. Until finally, the truth hit Stanley square in the face.

This building did not want the bucket to leave!

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Okay here’s the end of the backlog.

(At some point I joked with pals about making narrators based off the Managers from the 25th Anniversary Phantom of the Opera performance. So I’m kicking those around. Matched set bonded pair do not separate)

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Continuing to think about the Narrator in outfits. The TSP2 expo? Dark red velvet. It’s terrible.

Knife cat meme

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Subject whumpee forced to carry out tests on a particularly defiant whumpee. The latter makes an escape attempt, and after the former begs them not to or they'd be tortured, they're offended that the former is asking for a mercy they wouldn't provide.

content: multiple whumpees, escape, forced to hurt, begging, manhandling, captivity, lab whump

“Don’t!” Whumpee screamed when they realised what subject #004 was doing. “Don’t! Please! I’m begging you, don’t!”

“Fuck you!” 004 yelled back. Whumpee fell to their knees, knowing damn well they weren’t going to be able to catch up with them. Their only chance was to plead and make 004 reconsider.

“Please. I’m begging you. The doctor will flay me alive. They’ll torture me. If you escape, I— I don’t know what they’ll do to me, but it won’t be good, so please—”

“Out of all the people in the world, you think I would care if you got tortured?” 004 asked, indignant and angry enough to kill Whumpee with looks alone. “You torture me daily! I can’t count the scars on my body from the experiments you’ve put me through! And you think I care what that fucked up doctor will do to you? Fuck you! I hope they do flay you alive!”

With that, 004 was out the window, leaving Whumpee alone in the lab. They broke down into terrified sobs immediately.

They were still weeping when Whumper walked in. “Where’s 004?” they asked.

“D-Doctor…” Whumpee swallowed and tried to get the words out, but nothing came of it. Whumper walked over briskly, grabbing Whumpee by the throat and slamming them against a glass wall.

“You let them escape,” they stated. It wasn’t even a question.

“I’m s-so sorry—”

Whumper pulled them back and slammed their head against the wall again. “You let a fucking subject escape. I—” They took a deep breath, their hold loosening just a little as their face returned to a calmer expression. “Okay. We have a new subject #004, then.”

“W-We do?”

“Oh, yes.” Whumper grabbed Whumpee’s employee name tag and tore it off. “We do indeed.”