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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"
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🩷Vintage Valentine’s Day ads🩷
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Seceda, by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)
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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
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finally some good fucking news
keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright
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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator
"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck
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