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you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
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i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.
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Any and all fetishization or romanticizing of death is bad
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woman: *talks about equality in any way*
men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)
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Am I annoying? Yes
Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time
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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
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Gryffindor: I have come up with a three step plan to get Slytherin to marry you.
Hufflepuff: Okay, I’m listening.
Gryffindor: Step one, get them to play truth or dare.
Hufflepuff: Oh God, stop.
Gryffindor: Step two, wait until they pick dare.
Hufflepuff: Gryffindor, no.
Gryffindor: Step three, dare them to marry you.
Ravenclaw: *shouting from the other room* It could work!
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