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stick THAT in your bogo and bint it

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Just a friendly warning; YouTube is doing screamer ads again. It’s for the new Annabelle movie and it starts with “staring contest in 3,2,1” followed by a jumpscare and a loud scream. I saw it today (June 20th) so keep an eye out for it.

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I’ve gotten to the point where when I hear the word wife I immediately think lesbians

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when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

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yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?

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tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand. 

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Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

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When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.

When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.

When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.

When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!

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my last thought as the world dies from the ozone layer collapsing is gonna be “you know maybe we clowned on Ferngully a little too much”

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guys you can wait a little bit longer it is quite literally a video game.

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People upset Nintendo is postponing animal crossing New Horizons for another couple months…

I’m so fucking glad they’re postponing it. When Nintendo postpones a game they make sure it’s good. And I want that game to be as close to perfection as possible.

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TRANS RIGHTS!

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tumblr’s reaction to Corviknight

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America: our education system needs to improve!

American education: we need another standardized test and more homework!

Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds' best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests - also, we pay our teachers better than you.

China: same

Belgium: same

American education: better make it two more standardized tests.

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i’d trade my boobs for fangs and a nice pair of horns in a heartbeat

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me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me: