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Ok weird question but can I armwrestle you. I saw the sports festival and Ive wanted to armwrestle you since. But don’t think I’ll be a pushover just cause I don’t have as big muscles as you. Cause I’m still pretty strong

Hell yeah, man! Lets arm wrestle, no holding back!

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He’ll still try to push you 

Bakugou: some people are like slinkies. Annoying, but fun to push down the stairs.

Kirishima: ... please dont push Midoriya, Kaminari or Sero down the stairs.

Bakugou: you cant stop me.

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been thinking about making this for months now

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Bro you have a boyfriend 

Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-

Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?

Kirishima: No?

Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?

Kirishima: ….no?

Aizawa: Then it’s not really an emergency. *Hangs up*

Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?

Kirishima: Apparently it’s not an emergency.

Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!

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I KNEW IT YOU DO LOVE ME 

For each of your five closest friends, what is something you admire about them?

@kirishimanneedslove: Kiri’s very manly and dedicated to becoming a hero. Very.. caring.

@acid-shot: Mina’s very charismatic and has so many friends. Never gets socially exhausted. Can dance well.

@zapzapboiii: Denki’s…uh, he may be dumb, but…um. He’s got spirit and.. I’m sure he’ll make a great hero one day, I guess. He’s very chill.

@fanta-sero: Soy Sauce is so fucking cool. He’s like Spiderman, but better. 10/10 would recommend.

@izuku-deku-midoriya-rp: Deku’s got All Might’s attention, which is…impressive. And I suppose.. he never backs down from anything.

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Here’s a Masterlist of everyone who is currently in the squad:

Katsuki Bakugou (me): @blasty-boii

Mina Ashido: @acid-shot

Hitoshi Shinsou: @crackhead-shinsowo

Shouto Todoroki: @freeze-heatwave

Izuku Midoriya: @izuku-deku-midoriya-rp

Ochako Uraraka: @floatygirlii

Eijiro Kirishima: @kirishimanneedslove

Denki Kaminari: @zapzapboiii

Hanta Sero: @fanta-sero

Toru Hagakure: @invisbabe

Fumikage Tokoyami: @mad-banquet-of-darkness

Neito Monoma: @monoma-larceny

We would love to gather some new members! If you’re interested, please hmu in my DMs and I’ll get you situated. [Note: You MUST be 15+ years of age.]

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F.M.K.: Bakugo, Todoroki, Iida

Fuck Todoroki probably. Marry Bakugo, no homo bro husbands @blasty-boii​. Kill Iida, I’m sorry bro I won’t actually do it 🥺

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SEND ME FUCK MARRY KILL ASKS

I NEED A CHALLENGE (via oygayvalt)

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Eijirou Kirishima from BNHA respects women!

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I have no control over him 

BNHABS: #015

Jirou: Ugh, where's Kaminari when you need him?

Sero: Hold on, I got this:

S-

Kaminari, busting through the wall: -OMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

Jirou: Uhh...

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First batch coming through! Wait for the reblogs hbgshsndks

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You can’t blow him up if I throw your boyfriend in there too 

Bakugo: *walks into the bathroom* Ejiro wh- who the heck?! Uuuugh, KIRISHIMAAA!!!

Kirishima: *walking into the bathroom* what is it Kacchaaaa- OH SWEET BABY CHEEZITS!!!

Bakugo: can you explain WHY the bathtub is full of Chicken-Noodle FRIGGIN SOUP!?!?

Kirishima: I can not, I was gonna ask you the same thing...

Bakugo: well if it wasn't you and it wasn't me, WHO THE HECK DID THIS!

Kaminari: *sits up from the tub of Chicken-Noodle Soup" VIBE CHECK!

Kaminari: *Throws a can of soup at Bakugo*

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a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid. 

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock. 

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man! 

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Did you have a crush on anyone in 1A before Kaminari?

No, it was just Kaminari that I had a crush on before we got together

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Who are your closest friends in 1A?

The whole Bakusquad!!

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What are your thoughts on Giraffes??

I love them