kirballi
kirballi
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They/ThemI shitpost sometimesI don’t know what I’m doing, really
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kirballi · 2 months ago
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hello chat, I'm trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life
I really do love posting on tumblr (top ten favorite activities for real) but I need to get a job of some kind
I want to do something creative, and I want to help people. I really like making things too. some of my main ideas are to make content on some website where I can earn money (youtube or twitch or something, but please let me know any suggestions you have, it would genuinely help me so much)
my other idea though is to make merch, but not lame merch, I want to make some genuinely good things to wear. like, I want to design a pair of booty shorts that say "I think everything's going to be okay" on the back
I also am making a TTRPG system, and I've designed a few card games and board games, I have no idea how to publish something like that but that's something I would be interested in :)
any advice you have is appreciated so much, thank you so much for reading <3
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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Oh no! You’ve just discovered a plot to rob a bank and don’t know how to stop it?
Burn down the bank.
No one can rob it now.
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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I am currently upside down against the wall and I think I met Jesus
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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Only child (derogatory)
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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my arm has fallen asleep i think
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i need... to get work done
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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Thou doth appear as a measure of length equivalent to a wound inflicted via a weapon of bladed edge - a gash, one might say - in a position beneath that of the common standard of such competition, peasant
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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You know what they say, all cheese graters grate cheese
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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I love flower names! Top of my baby name list is “Naked Man Orchid” 😊
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kirballi · 3 months ago
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You wake up in a cold sweat at 3 am. Darkness envelops you as you make the horrifying realisation.
You are the gay cousin
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