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By Patrick Demarchelier for Cosmopolitan Magazine - 2002
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I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide
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And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.
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fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule
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sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry
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i would be less addicted to this litte rectangle in my hands if most of my friends didnt live inside of it
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