kirammanswoman
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kirammanswoman · 16 hours ago
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I felt like after the make out the aftercare will be MOREEE sweet like abby probably clean you and showered reader and herself before going to sleep +(CUDDLING) + “I’m not being too rough right?”
Vi - shes too tired to do aftercare and just sleep with you😭 but maybe sometimes she will try to make small conversation like “are you okay?” Or making sure reader is fine🥹 + both sleep naked until abby walk in and scream at them to wear some clothes cuz they’re late
Ellie - MY BABY she will probably carry readers to the bathroom and put her in the bath and wash reader body + she’s joining in the bath too. I guess we all agree shes a loser? She’ll probably ask like “do you like it?” + after that she bring reader to the bed and sleep on reader chest 😋🙏🏻
i love ur work pls keep up!!! 🥹🥹🙌🏻🤍
i feel like i needed to share ts w the class🗣️
ur so detailed pls u read them like a book (abby would mf be a drill Sargent after vi has a hookup😭)
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kirammanswoman · 1 day ago
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lululemon… MC is a lululesbian 😫❤️ love it :3
mi gente LATINO💜
gotta represent for my own kind😝 i need another define jacket neow.
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kirammanswoman · 2 days ago
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—and they were roommates (filler episode)
hockey!vi hockey!ellie hockey!ellie x figureskater!reader
mini smau: their instas ;)
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synopsis: author’s brainrot is getting worse so she made their instagrams THE FIRST DRAFT DIDNG FUCKJG SAVE IM GONNA END IT ALL
warnings: author needs to stop AND GO TO SLEEP. ts post is a filler post bc part 3 WILL take a little longer. forgive me.
a/n: guys im gonna write part 3 i promise pls dont bully me bc it might take a while :(( but heres their instas bc unfortunately my overactive imagination cannot shake them out of my head
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instagram minimalist, barely posts and barely makes stories
she follows hellaaaa dog pages shes SO FUCKINH CUTE I SWEAR one time before practice, she was rotting in the locker room bc she went into a rabbit hole of ts insta famous golden retriever named ginger and followed the page
when the page followed her back, she squealed. she’s js a girl afterall🎀
her neurosurgeon dad has her @ in his insta bio bc he’s so proud that his daughter is THE hockey caption of the Jackson Bears (she’s never beating the daddy’s girl allegations from els and vi)
she thinks the #needthat is so fucking dumb (els n vi tried to explain that it was supposed to be funny, she said “thats the stupidest fucking thing in the world”)
when u commented that on her post tho, she had to put her phone down. she had to give herself a second. she wished it wasnt a joke now LMAFO (pls #needher fr)
never responds to dms, ONLY TO U tho. her notifications are only on FOR YOU😭
idk this song gives abby IDK OK SHES JS A SOFTIE
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sigh
even longer sigh
#6 on the field #1 in ur heart lookin ass mf
she’s a BOP but she’s my bop so its ok
she is so active on insta notes, SHE SO CUTE I SWEAR her little brain js likes to see her thoughts on the little thought bubble on her pfp its so endearing
her comments are so SO thirsty, its unbelievable. before, she used to get such a big ego boost n get all cocky, but she grew out of them
up until u came into her life, that is, and now she PINS all ur comments on each one of her posts. every. single. one.
shamelessly thirst traps on her story, els and abs swipe up saying shit like “ugly🙏” or “omfg u look so ugly🤤🤤stay fifteen feet away from me forever 💦💦”
lyrics js. lyrics. shes so brent faiyaz coded idgaf
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ugh my precious bb
she follows helllaaaaa art archive pages man like she’s so cute
she posts her sketches on her stories a lot, n ppl start to notice a common theme of her always sketching a girls face (its u)
ppl start to notice and when asked tho it is, ellie goes “js a girl i saw in my dreams :)” BOOO TOMATO TOMATO CHEESY (you had butterflies for a week)
mean asf on insta comments. will not hesitate to get someone banned for cyberbullying. she dont play w that shit
…D1 stalker…found out jesse was ur brother thru a post dina posted 2 yrs ago w u tagged in it and then ur brother tagged in the next pic…she’s NOSY😭
LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER N TELL ME SHE ISNT A CAS FAN I WILL SHAVE YOUR HAIR OFF IF U DO.
a/n: I AM FEEDING U GUYS 2NITE ENJOY THESE CRUMBS WHILE I WORK ON PART 3
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kirammanswoman · 2 days ago
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yall r getting fed tonight bc part 3 might take a while to come out, so u guys r getting two posts tdy for ur satiety. im in my active era enjoy it while its here! i have smthg little comin out in a little, keep ur eyes opened for a selener.
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kirammanswoman · 2 days ago
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I should be studying BUT your little series is on my mind rn so..
Abby: Abby's strap game is phenomenal like yk how they say like the quieter and chiller ones are usually the best (idk if they say that I might've made that up) but that's definitely the energy she gives. Definitely talks you through it and wants to keep checking in and making sure your good but its literally so hard to answer when she's fucking you so well. She's a gentlewoman through and through but she is such a tease too. Teasing you about how wet you are, how much your gushing all over her like ugh this woman. Likes it when you ride her face and when you ride her strap, she loves to watch you work for it.
Vi: An eaterrrrr oh my god she's a munch. She eats a girl out for her pleasure too like she's moaning into your pussy like theres no tomorrow. She's holding your legs down and watching you as you cum over and over again on her tongue. She's definitley the cockiest out of the three based on your fic, like she knowsss shes fine and its so aggravating but so hot at the same time. I think when it comes to using her strap she's more selective with it, really only uses it on special girls. While abby is a special occasion user, Vi is a special girl user. She surprisingly starts off with slower, deeper strokes, making sure every single time she's hitting that one spot. But after you cum once? She's going alllll in. And this girl does not get tired istgg, she can go round after round. She loves turning girls dumb for her on her cock, keeps them hooked.
Ellie: I feel like ellie is the queen of fingering. Realll good at reaching that spot with just her fingers. Similar to Vi she's also an eater but I think she really likes looking at your face too so she will always use her fingers and/or strap as well. She definitely has huge loser energy but the consent of a girl letting her hit? It has her have this insane confidence boost and she's so talkative all of a sudden. "You like how I'm fucking you baby?" and "You gonna cum all over my cock?"
Anyways sorry I typed hella in your inbox but I love ur au sm <3
IM S(CREAMING) HELLO THIS IS SO USHSHHAHS??
TAKING MORE NOTES OMFG i mean what
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kirammanswoman · 2 days ago
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abby is the ONLY one of the three i can never see being submissive like she is a dom. meanest strap game on the fucking planet.
vi def more of an eater but her strap game rlly aggressive and specific like shes particular abt how she uses it and moves bcuz fighters have to be very particular abt their movements
ellie queen of legs over shoulder missionary she loves eyecontact and being able to use her fingers on ur clit while she fucks u cuz YEA SHES A FINGER BANGER
abby just fucks like she FUCKS like good luck standing up after
hey so ily
ur so right im taking notes cough for no reason at all
i need abby fucking anderson so bad
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kirammanswoman · 2 days ago
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uh so nsfw 18+ post mdni now or else i’ll take away ur screen time privileges
guys im curious…in the and they were roommates multiverse…
how crazy do u think their strap game is in accordance to their personality in the au so far send asks rn i wanna know what yall would think
bc like, vi amongst the three def sleeps around the most, and then ellie and then abby, but lowk feel like abs has crazy strap game yk😭
like vi would be an eater…(👹 arcane s2 act 3 ep 8 29:05)
ellie 100% finger banger like come awn (she’d talk u thru it)
abby though…abby tHougHhhHh😣😣 epitome of “she dont want no puppy, she want a big dog” like HA she has hookups esp after victories in games where she needs to burn off adrenaline but straps are saved for special occasions am i foreshadowing idfk? but like shes js so…dominant…
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im ovulating can yall tell
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kirammanswoman · 2 days ago
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abby, vi, n ellie deciding who gets to sit next to u:
—and they were roommates
part 2
masterlist
hockey!ellie x hockey!vi x hockey!abby x figureskater! reader
college au! fluff & angst (?)
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synopsis: you were just trying to find a new roommate. how bad could it be if you lived with the university’s most popular hockey trio notorious for breaking score boards and breaking beds (n backs) too?
warning: they’re all fucking bimbos and simps. reader ur so pretty u make them so dumb🗣️. caitlyn slander but i promise i love her so fucking much im sorry to my best girl. !!!!!!mentions of reader and harassment!!!! dumbassery. thats all. this is half edited
a/n: this lowk was rushed im sorryyyy my babies but enjoy nonetheless <3
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Abby didn’t know what she was expecting when she opened the door. After Vi’s declaration of your arrival (and the pathetic scream that followed of how pretty you are), she rushed downstairs while pulling her shirt over her bare upper body and pulling her hair back in a quick bun.
[a/n: hey author popping up in her rlly fast to say that idgaf. they like to be shirtless. (#selfindulgent)]
Vi thought being a woman was enough to be pretty in her book, so Abby just brushed it off and carried on. She thought you were gonna be some other female hockey player with a big ego and the usual nonchalant attitude. (how misogynistic)
Click. She unlocked the door.
You can’t be anything special, right?
Swing. She opened the door.
“Hey, you must be— whoa.” The blonde was immediately slapped with your scent. It was intoxicating in the way where you made her mind blank for a second. She couldn’t think of anything else besides the fact that you smelled so sweet, like a cupcake. She didn’t even have time to register how stupid she looked, because holy fuck, Vi wasn’t lying. Abby’s mouth hung slightly open as she took you in, her breath caught at her throat. She saw how your soft hair fell perfectly down your upper body, how your pools of liquid warmth-eyes met her gaze, how your toned body covered with your leggings and tight jacket hugged your body so nicely she could have ogled at you for so much longer if you didn’t speak up—
“Uh, Hi, Abby right? I emailed you yesterday about the roommate inquiry?”
Abby’s throat was dry. Your voice was—Jesus.
“Oh. Yeah— yeah! I’m uh— I’m sorry for making you wait. come in, come in.” She moved to the side and gestured you to enter. She can’t lie, she did have a slight peek at your ass while you walked in. Lethal face card, mesmerizing voice, add amazing fucking ass to the list. (She mentally thanked her eyes for flickering down there but also mentally punched herself in the face for being no better than a man.) Abby took a sharp breath in. Lord, this was not gonna be easy…
As you walked into the gorgeous house, Vi descended from the stairs. She was toothbrush-less this time, and somehow had less clothes on. She was in a sports bra and (Abby’s) low rise grey sweats. Her muscular biceps and ripped abs were hard not to look at, not to mention that delicious v-line that was barely covered from the band of her Calvin Klien boxers—
“Hey. Sorry for leavin’ ya out there sweets.” She smirked and leaned against the wall, looking at you up and down. “Had to spit out the toothpaste.” she added with a wink. This earned Vi a scowl and a mouthed “Quit it asshole” from Abby.
“Have a seat.” Abby politely said from behind you and smiled, and pointed to the couch. As you turn to walk to the living room, Abby smacked Vi right at the back of her neck and whispered a firm and fast “Behave you fuckin’ dog.” Vi, like a dog, sulked with her puppy eyes on full display. The duo made their way to the other couch, sitting stiffly.
Abby clears her throat to break the silence. “Our other roommate has a class right now, so she’ll be coming a little later.” She smiles, and tried not to let her eyes travel down to how perfect your tits sat under your jacket.
Vi, on the other hand, grew more confident since the toothbrush incident. God, she could not rip her eyes off of you even if she tried. You sat so politely on their couch, your pretty legs crossed over one another and posture so straight she would’ve mistaken you as royalty. Normally, when she sees a pretty girl, she’s fast to flirt. Her on and off toxic ex, Caitlyn Kiramman [a/n: i fucking love caitlyn im sorry ok] which happens to be one of the most sought after girls in school, was pretty to Vi. She was easy to flirt with, easy to tease, easy to fuck. You, on the other hand, made her feel different. You were making her dizzy. The moment she say your pretty fucking face standing out their door, she knew it was over for her from the way you smiled so nicely. You weren’t just pretty to Vi, you were more.
If the feeling of butterflies was a person, it’d look like you.
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Okay…so they’re both hot…so what?
You thought as you collected your thoughts to speak up. Cmon, if you could make your professors gawk at your public speaking skills and befriend angry cashier Dan, you could talk to these hockey players. These…greek god sculpted…chiseled to perfection…hymn worthy…hockey…players…
You cleared your throat.
“Oh no worries, I understand how demanding class could be. Your place, it’s so nice n cozy.” You laughed off the information Abby gave you about their late roommate and your eyes looked around their humble abode. It was indeed cozy, and much cleaner than you anticipated. It was a two story house with modern kitchen interior and a gorgeous ginormous marble island that you would kill to bake and cook on. Overlooking the kitchen island was their living room with a cloud-like couch that sunk when you sat your ass down on the cushions. The large 77’ inch TV was sleek against the wall with a hockey game on. Then your remembered…
Shit. Hockey. Something you don’t fucking play.
“So, you’re a hockey player?” asked the one with pink hair.
Did this pink protein pack sex god just read my mind?
“Uh— well—“ you struggled. “No. And— before you reject me already— I can explain.”
The two chuckled softly at your words, finding it charming the way you stuttered.
“Go on sweets, we’re listening.” The pink haired one said again, relaxing a little on the couch and tilting her head. You don’t know if you hated that nickname or loved it, but it definitely had you shifting in your seat. “Oh, and I’m Vi by the way.” she smiles.
“Yes, (name) go on, we won’t stop you from elaborating.” Abby, the one you emailed, smiled politely and listened attentively. She reminded you of a bear, a big cuddly bear with huge biceps and incredible hands. She leaned back on the couch whilst smiling at you ever so slightly, almost like she was admiring a flower in full bloom.
“Yeah, alright thank you.” you nodded and took a breath.
“I’m a figure skater for the school, and we use the same locker room and rink. I saw flyer and I thought I’d give it a try— but I totally understand if you want to venture other opti—“
Of course, you were cut off when the door was slammed open. Jesus, they maybe hot but they could use some damn etiquette classes.
“YO, WHOSE SEXY ASS CAR IS OUTSIDE— oh—holy fuck.”
You were interrupted mid-sentence when a cute (and equally hot— you were praying to get the ick at this point because you couldn’t fathom how they all were so attractive) brunette girl entered. You turned around to see her walking in with bags of Taco Bell and three (extremely large) Baja Blasts in a carrier. She met your gaze, and she practically turned into a tomato.
An awkward 5 second pause made the air in the room thick before a voice broke through it.
“Uh— Ellie! This is (name), we were just starting to talk about the details of her potential move-in here” Abby said, forcing a smile and shifting in her seat. She looked at Ellie with a smile, but her eyes screamed “sit the fuck down you’re embarrassing yourself”
Ellie? Oh- Ellie! you thought.
“Ellie huh? You must know Dina then?” You perked up, your eyes shining at the mention of your best friend.
Ellie gulped. She was a deer stuck in headlights,
but more so a deer that was stuck looking the fucking illuminating angel that was sat on their couch.
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Between her and her best friends, Ellie had always been the least upfront and straightforward of the three.
Don’t underestimate her though, she pulls extremely hard. Girls are always thirsting in her instagram dms after she posts a picture of her flexing her tattooed arm after a pump at the gym, but always did it without having to try. She was, what Vi and Abby call her, a loser lesbian. In this case, she was living up to the name as well.
“Yeah— I know Dina.” It took her a second to respond to your question, she was busy looking (fawning over) your pretty fucking face. Perfect eyes, cute nose, pretty hair, and lips of an angel. You were so, so fucking pretty.
“That’s great! She said you were really cool, it’s good to put a face to the name.” you smile at Ellie and she felt the lub-dub of her chest fasten.
“Yeah…it’s good to put a face to you too. A very pretty one for that matter.” she smiled softly while heading to the couch. She put the Taco Bell and drinks on the coffee table.
“Oh— (name), help yourself.” Ellie added.
You looked at the Taco Bell, and politely declined. “S’ okay, thank you though.”
“Alright, so sorry for the informality of this all” Abby cut in between, sitting slightly forward as she was squished between Ellie and Vi. You had the one couch fully to yourself, while dumb, dumber, and dumbest were compacted like sardines into the other.
“I— don’t apologize I understand— hey do one of yall want to sit on this couch by the way, you guys are packed on one, and it is yall’s couch. I promise I don’t bite.” You laugh softly, pointing at the big empty spaces next to you.
The three idiots looked at each other with the most brainless looks on their faces, and all stood up to move.
“Oh I thought—“
“Wait were you—“
“Who’s gonna—“
They all spoke at the same time, looking at you, then at the other the couch, and then at each other.
“I can sit next—“
“No you should stay—“
“Guys just sit—“
You cleared your throat to hide the laugh that was bubbling in your throat. Your hand flies to your mouth to hide the smile that was creeping up on your face. They looked like lost puppies, cute. They all looked at you when you cleared your throat, their faces glowing pink with embarrassment. Finally, Abby sat on the same couch as you— on the complete opposite end. She spoke up:
“Okay, let’s get started”
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You don’t know how you got here…
A measly three hours later of Abby, Ellie, and Vi barely asking you questions and instead cracking jokes, you were munching on the Taco Bell nacho cheese fries that Ellie brought back.
“I’m convinced Professor Viktor and Coach Talis are fucking!” Vi said, throwing her arms up while earning a laugh from Ellie and Abby.
You, on the other hand, had your brows raised in amusement and ears perked up due to the new information. “Coach Talis? As in hockey team Coach Talis?” You laughed while covering your mouth that’s still half full of fries.
“Yes! Yes Coach Talis!” Ellie laughed back, nodding her head.
“No shut the fuck up, I swear he always flirts with Coach Medarda during the rink-switch between the figure skaters and hockey players!” You said, trying hard not to laugh as you dropped the bomb on them. “I swear one time I overheard him say a cheesy fucking pickup line like ‘are you the ice?, because you’ve got me slipping into your heart’ and Medarda looked so over it she said she was a desert.”
“Oh? So he swings both ways?” Abby said, wiggling her eyebrows and biting her finger “how cheeky”
You barked out a laugh, one where you genuinely felt like your stomach was gonna concave in itself if you didn’t stop. “Oh my god— I haven’t laughed like that in so long- whew.” you said wiping your eyes from the tears forming. You felt warm. You felt welcomed. To your surprise, the trio was so much more than you expected. The measly three hours started with you four being stiff and awkward toward each other, but once Ellie cracked a joke about some stupid fucking niche thing, the four of you started to snowball into different topics. From these measly three hours, you laughed until were hungry, laughed until you ate their Taco Bell, laughed until you were clutching your stomach and wiping tears in your eyes, laughed until the three hockey placers felt a warm feeling in their chest despite the thick snow outside.
“Holy crap— I’ve been here for so long” you pointed out as you looked at the clock and the window outside. It was dark already even if it was only 5, the wintertimes in Jackson always promised a dark atmosphere early on in the day.
“Oh— oh right. Yes right so roommate inquiry— We’ll reach out in a few days? Up until we decide?” Abby said, sipping on the half empty Baja Blast.
“Yes! Yes of course— uh— do you guys want my number or is the email just fine—“
“NUMEBR! I mean…number yeah…so it’s easier to contact you” Vi said, a little too fast. Ellie whispered a sarcastic ‘good one’ to her while laughing softly.
You smiled at them, and pulled out your phone so each of them could put their numbers in.
“Cute wallpaper, by the way.” Ellie said, handing the phone as she was the last one to have the phone. You mentally slapped yourself. The wallpaper was of you, Dina and your pet, Dog, looking slightly stupid in matching costumes from this Halloween. Dog was a celery. You were a carrot stick. Dina was a ranch. Why? Why not.
“You have a cat?” Ellie asked, and you nodded.
“Yes— his name is Dog— well okay technically he was supposed to be a dog, but you know buying a pet from CraigsList is never a good idea. He was supposed to be a Pomeranian, but I got handed a mini kitten instead. I decided that I loved him too much to get rid of him, so I named him…Dog…instead…” you shuffled, cringing at yourself because you must sound so, so stupid right now. Ellie bit back the stupidest fucking smile. You are so fucking cute. She could eat you out up on the spot. Right now.
“You named your cat…Dog?” Vi asked, amused and smirking. “That’s real charming, sweets.” She laughed put her hands in the pockets of her (Abby’s) sweats.
“Charming? S’ a little stupid honestly—“
“Oh no it isn’t. I had a turtle when I younger and named her Fish. If that’s any consolation.” Abby adds and she laughs.
“Phew, okay so I’m not alone in this boat. Oh, I hope it’s okay that I have a pet, I forgot to mention it since we all got…” You look at the coffee table with Taco Bell sauce packets and wrappers messily sprawled on it “…off topic.” you laugh, and so do they.
“I’ll help clean by the way—“
“No! No, we couldn’t ask you to do that sweets. S’ okay, you should get home before it gets too dark.” Vi waved you off with a smile.
“We’ll walk ya out.” Ellie added, gesturing to the front door.
You left their place feeling so different than you expected. They bid their farewell as you pull out of their driveway, the trio waving goodbye and screaming ‘DRIVE SAFE!’ as you get farther. A part of you couldn’t believe how well it went.
The other part of you wanted them to text you so bad; saying that they would love to have you as their new roommate.
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“We are not having her as our other fucking roommate—“
“Ellie— what the fuck? Why?”
“Vi, use your damn head—“
“Okay guys let’s relax and think this through.”
After you left and the door to their house shut, hell broke loose. The trio had two opposing parties and an undecided one. The decision was gonna be so much harder than they anticipated. They argued while cleaning the mess in the coffee table, they argued while putting away the dishes, and they are still arguing. It’s been an hour.
“Vi, we are ALL clearly into her, how do you think having her as a roommate would be?” Ellie argued
“Ellie, come-fucking-on! It’s too early to make that decision! And so what if we’re all into her? (Name’s) a fucking adult and so are we! We can control ourselves!” Vi barked back, getting slightly irritated at her best friend’s immediate dismissal.
“All I’m saying is that— If she does move in, how the fuck’ll that affect how we act towards each other? How people act towards her? Listen, we’re not so known for being the most…modest…people. We’re fuckin’ notorious for sleeping around okay, and what’ll happen to (name’s) image if people find out she’s living with us! For all we know, people could hate her because of us! It’s happened before— you know it has. Your ex was subjected to the worst after people found out that you guys were a thing. The only difference there is that Caitlyn’s a fuckin’ bitch and moved on so fast! She could take the criticism!”
She paused, and took a deep breath. Her voice was now, much softer. “I’m not saying (name) cant, but come on, she was a fucking carrot stick for halloween. She has a kitten named Dog. She’s too—“ Ellie huffed out, and there was a pause. The air was thick.
“—Sweet?” Abby finished for her, smiling a sad smile when reminded of your presence. Sweet. Like a cupcake.
Ellie let out a breathless “yeah.” and shook her head.
Vi sighed, shaking her head. “Fuck. You have a point.” she said, massaging her temples.
They stay quiet for a second, letting the reality sink in. Ellie broke the silence.
“Abby, what do you think? You’re the most logical one with this typa shit, plus you pay the most— what do you want?” Ellie said while sighing. They moved to the kitchen now, Vi sitting on the island while Abby was preparing her meal prep on the stove. Ellie was sitting on the island stool, conflicted.
“You have a point. I mean, fuck, people are brutal. I don’t want her to face all that.” Abby said, turning off the stove and sighing.
“So…?”
“So I think we know our answer…” Abby hesitated to say.
“Damn. Fuck.” Vi cursed. “M’ not textin’ her. I don’t wanna break the news that we’re rejecting her.” She shook her head.
“I don’t want to either.” Ellie said, her fingers playing with her bracelet.
Abby scoffed and glared at the two. “You guys fuckin’ suck.” She let out a long sigh, and raked her fingers through her hair. She grabbed her phone from her back pocket, getting ready to text you, but was met with surprise instead.
You texted first..?
She was perplexed, and saw that you had just sent it a little over three minutes ago. She opened her messages:
2 new messages from (name)
(name): hey abby, sorry for the inconvenience i know i just left. they’re evacuating our dorm because this creepy guy found a way in and started harassing me n the girls here— it’s been a reoccurring problem for months. the police have him in custody rn tho. im in the er rn— nothing serious but the police js wanted to do an overall check for all the girls he encountered bc he was literally insane n on heavy drugs.
(name): im texting to ask if i can crash tonight? my brother and Dina are out of town for a weekend get- away n all my friends lived in the same dorm building n are all spread out now. sorry again, i can always book a hotel if u cant!! no worries :)
Oh, Abby was fuckin’ livid. You were harassed? You sweet, sweet girl? You?
If fumes could be seen seeping out of Abby’s ears, it’s beyond be palpable that Abby was beyond furious.
“What? Abby what happened?” Ellie was fast to ask, noticing her best friend’s shift in demeanor.
Abby didn’t respond to Ellie, but her fingers typed faster than she could think.
3 new messages from abby
abby: what the fuck? (name) are you okay? send me the address of the ER now, m’ coming to getcha.
abby: forget about booking a fuckin’ hotel ur staying here. we’d be happy to have u as a roommate, ur moving in as soon as possible, n never going back to that shitty dorm.
abby: hang tight sweet girl, im omw.
Abby didn’t register the nickname she called you, she didn’t give a fuck. It was true, you are such a sweet girl, so sweet that your scent was imprinted on her when you gave each of them a parting hug. No, she wasn’t gonna go on with the night knowing some fuckass creep put his hands on you.
“Abby, what the fuck is going on?” Vi lost her patience, standing from the kitchen counter. Ellie followed too, seeing as Abby was grabbing her keys and heading out.
Abby was ready to sh00t someone at this point. She let out an irritated sigh, and was throwing the pillows of the couch to find her hat, tucked under a pillow.
She found it, put it on, and quickly explained the situation.
“Fucking— (name’s) in the ER. A fucking creep somehow entered her dorm building and started harassing her and the girls there.” Abby said, rushing toward the garage door. Ellie and Vi stood there, frozen with anger.
“Well are yall fuckin’ coming?” Abby yelled.
Ellie and Vi scrabbled to their stuff, both gradually getting angrier and angrier as reality set in
Oh, they were coming alright. They were ready to declare war on whoever the fuck did this.
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—and they were roommates
part 2
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hockey!ellie x hockey!vi x hockey!abby x figureskater! reader
college au! fluff & angst (?)
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synopsis: you were just trying to find a new roommate. how bad could it be if you lived with the university’s most popular hockey trio notorious for breaking score boards and breaking beds (n backs) too?
warning: they’re all fucking bimbos and simps. reader ur so pretty u make them so dumb🗣️. caitlyn slander but i promise i love her so fucking much im sorry to my best girl. !!!!!!mentions of reader and harassment!!!! dumbassery. thats all. this is half edited
a/n: this lowk was rushed im sorryyyy my babies but enjoy nonetheless <3
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Abby didn’t know what she was expecting when she opened the door. After Vi’s declaration of your arrival (and the pathetic scream that followed of how pretty you are), she rushed downstairs while pulling her shirt over her bare upper body and pulling her hair back in a quick bun.
[a/n: hey author popping up in her rlly fast to say that idgaf. they like to be shirtless. (#selfindulgent)]
Vi thought being a woman was enough to be pretty in her book, so Abby just brushed it off and carried on. She thought you were gonna be some other female hockey player with a big ego and the usual nonchalant attitude. (how misogynistic)
Click. She unlocked the door.
You can’t be anything special, right?
Swing. She opened the door.
“Hey, you must be— whoa.” The blonde was immediately slapped with your scent. It was intoxicating in the way where you made her mind blank for a second. She couldn’t think of anything else besides the fact that you smelled so sweet, like a cupcake. She didn’t even have time to register how stupid she looked, because holy fuck, Vi wasn’t lying. Abby’s mouth hung slightly open as she took you in, her breath caught at her throat. She saw how your soft hair fell perfectly down your upper body, how your pools of liquid warmth-eyes met her gaze, how your toned body covered with your leggings and tight jacket hugged your body so nicely she could have ogled at you for so much longer if you didn’t speak up—
“Uh, Hi, Abby right? I emailed you yesterday about the roommate inquiry?”
Abby’s throat was dry. Your voice was—Jesus.
“Oh. Yeah— yeah! I’m uh— I’m sorry for making you wait. come in, come in.” She moved to the side and gestured you to enter. She can’t lie, she did have a slight peek at your ass while you walked in. Lethal face card, mesmerizing voice, add amazing fucking ass to the list. (She mentally thanked her eyes for flickering down there but also mentally punched herself in the face for being no better than a man.) Abby took a sharp breath in. Lord, this was not gonna be easy…
As you walked into the gorgeous house, Vi descended from the stairs. She was toothbrush-less this time, and somehow had less clothes on. She was in a sports bra and (Abby’s) low rise grey sweats. Her muscular biceps and ripped abs were hard not to look at, not to mention that delicious v-line that was barely covered from the band of her Calvin Klien boxers—
“Hey. Sorry for leavin’ ya out there sweets.” She smirked and leaned against the wall, looking at you up and down. “Had to spit out the toothpaste.” she added with a wink. This earned Vi a scowl and a mouthed “Quit it asshole” from Abby.
“Have a seat.” Abby politely said from behind you and smiled, and pointed to the couch. As you turn to walk to the living room, Abby smacked Vi right at the back of her neck and whispered a firm and fast “Behave you fuckin’ dog.” Vi, like a dog, sulked with her puppy eyes on full display. The duo made their way to the other couch, sitting stiffly.
Abby clears her throat to break the silence. “Our other roommate has a class right now, so she’ll be coming a little later.” She smiles, and tried not to let her eyes travel down to how perfect your tits sat under your jacket.
Vi, on the other hand, grew more confident since the toothbrush incident. God, she could not rip her eyes off of you even if she tried. You sat so politely on their couch, your pretty legs crossed over one another and posture so straight she would’ve mistaken you as royalty. Normally, when she sees a pretty girl, she’s fast to flirt. Her on and off toxic ex, Caitlyn Kiramman [a/n: i fucking love caitlyn im sorry ok] which happens to be one of the most sought after girls in school, was pretty to Vi. She was easy to flirt with, easy to tease, easy to fuck. You, on the other hand, made her feel different. You were making her dizzy. The moment she say your pretty fucking face standing out their door, she knew it was over for her from the way you smiled so nicely. You weren’t just pretty to Vi, you were more.
If the feeling of butterflies was a person, it’d look like you.
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Okay…so they’re both hot…so what?
You thought as you collected your thoughts to speak up. Cmon, if you could make your professors gawk at your public speaking skills and befriend angry cashier Dan, you could talk to these hockey players. These…greek god sculpted…chiseled to perfection…hymn worthy…hockey…players…
You cleared your throat.
“Oh no worries, I understand how demanding class could be. Your place, it’s so nice n cozy.” You laughed off the information Abby gave you about their late roommate and your eyes looked around their humble abode. It was indeed cozy, and much cleaner than you anticipated. It was a two story house with modern kitchen interior and a gorgeous ginormous marble island that you would kill to bake and cook on. Overlooking the kitchen island was their living room with a cloud-like couch that sunk when you sat your ass down on the cushions. The large 77’ inch TV was sleek against the wall with a hockey game on. Then your remembered…
Shit. Hockey. Something you don’t fucking play.
“So, you’re a hockey player?” asked the one with pink hair.
Did this pink protein pack sex god just read my mind?
“Uh— well—“ you struggled. “No. And— before you reject me already— I can explain.”
The two chuckled softly at your words, finding it charming the way you stuttered.
“Go on sweets, we’re listening.” The pink haired one said again, relaxing a little on the couch and tilting her head. You don’t know if you hated that nickname or loved it, but it definitely had you shifting in your seat. “Oh, and I’m Vi by the way.” she smiles.
“Yes, (name) go on, we won’t stop you from elaborating.” Abby, the one you emailed, smiled politely and listened attentively. She reminded you of a bear, a big cuddly bear with huge biceps and incredible hands. She leaned back on the couch whilst smiling at you ever so slightly, almost like she was admiring a flower in full bloom.
“Yeah, alright thank you.” you nodded and took a breath.
“I’m a figure skater for the school, and we use the same locker room and rink. I saw flyer and I thought I’d give it a try— but I totally understand if you want to venture other opti—“
Of course, you were cut off when the door was slammed open. Jesus, they maybe hot but they could use some damn etiquette classes.
“YO, WHOSE SEXY ASS CAR IS OUTSIDE— oh—holy fuck.”
You were interrupted mid-sentence when a cute (and equally hot— you were praying to get the ick at this point because you couldn’t fathom how they all were so attractive) brunette girl entered. You turned around to see her walking in with bags of Taco Bell and three (extremely large) Baja Blasts in a carrier. She met your gaze, and she practically turned into a tomato.
An awkward 5 second pause made the air in the room thick before a voice broke through it.
“Uh— Ellie! This is (name), we were just starting to talk about the details of her potential move-in here” Abby said, forcing a smile and shifting in her seat. She looked at Ellie with a smile, but her eyes screamed “sit the fuck down you’re embarrassing yourself”
Ellie? Oh- Ellie! you thought.
“Ellie huh? You must know Dina then?” You perked up, your eyes shining at the mention of your best friend.
Ellie gulped. She was a deer stuck in headlights,
but more so a deer that was stuck looking the fucking illuminating angel that was sat on their couch.
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Between her and her best friends, Ellie had always been the least upfront and straightforward of the three.
Don’t underestimate her though, she pulls extremely hard. Girls are always thirsting in her instagram dms after she posts a picture of her flexing her tattooed arm after a pump at the gym, but always did it without having to try. She was, what Vi and Abby call her, a loser lesbian. In this case, she was living up to the name as well.
“Yeah— I know Dina.” It took her a second to respond to your question, she was busy looking (fawning over) your pretty fucking face. Perfect eyes, cute nose, pretty hair, and lips of an angel. You were so, so fucking pretty.
“That’s great! She said you were really cool, it’s good to put a face to the name.” you smile at Ellie and she felt the lub-dub of her chest fasten.
“Yeah…it’s good to put a face to you too. A very pretty one for that matter.” she smiled softly while heading to the couch. She put the Taco Bell and drinks on the coffee table.
“Oh— (name), help yourself.” Ellie added.
You looked at the Taco Bell, and politely declined. “S’ okay, thank you though.”
“Alright, so sorry for the informality of this all” Abby cut in between, sitting slightly forward as she was squished between Ellie and Vi. You had the one couch fully to yourself, while dumb, dumber, and dumbest were compacted like sardines into the other.
“I— don’t apologize I understand— hey do one of yall want to sit on this couch by the way, you guys are packed on one, and it is yall’s couch. I promise I don’t bite.” You laugh softly, pointing at the big empty spaces next to you.
The three idiots looked at each other with the most brainless looks on their faces, and all stood up to move.
“Oh I thought—“
“Wait were you—“
“Who’s gonna—“
They all spoke at the same time, looking at you, then at the other the couch, and then at each other.
“I can sit next—“
“No you should stay—“
“Guys just sit—“
You cleared your throat to hide the laugh that was bubbling in your throat. Your hand flies to your mouth to hide the smile that was creeping up on your face. They looked like lost puppies, cute. They all looked at you when you cleared your throat, their faces glowing pink with embarrassment. Finally, Abby sat on the same couch as you— on the complete opposite end. She spoke up:
“Okay, let’s get started”
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You don’t know how you got here…
A measly three hours later of Abby, Ellie, and Vi barely asking you questions and instead cracking jokes, you were munching on the Taco Bell nacho cheese fries that Ellie brought back.
“I’m convinced Professor Viktor and Coach Talis are fucking!” Vi said, throwing her arms up while earning a laugh from Ellie and Abby.
You, on the other hand, had your brows raised in amusement and ears perked up due to the new information. “Coach Talis? As in hockey team Coach Talis?” You laughed while covering your mouth that’s still half full of fries.
“Yes! Yes Coach Talis!” Ellie laughed back, nodding her head.
“No shut the fuck up, I swear he always flirts with Coach Medarda during the rink-switch between the figure skaters and hockey players!” You said, trying hard not to laugh as you dropped the bomb on them. “I swear one time I overheard him say a cheesy fucking pickup line like ‘are you the ice?, because you’ve got me slipping into your heart’ and Medarda looked so over it she said she was a desert.”
“Oh? So he swings both ways?” Abby said, wiggling her eyebrows and biting her finger “how cheeky”
You barked out a laugh, one where you genuinely felt like your stomach was gonna concave in itself if you didn’t stop. “Oh my god— I haven’t laughed like that in so long- whew.” you said wiping your eyes from the tears forming. You felt warm. You felt welcomed. To your surprise, the trio was so much more than you expected. The measly three hours started with you four being stiff and awkward toward each other, but once Ellie cracked a joke about some stupid fucking niche thing, the four of you started to snowball into different topics. From these measly three hours, you laughed until were hungry, laughed until you ate their Taco Bell, laughed until you were clutching your stomach and wiping tears in your eyes, laughed until the three hockey placers felt a warm feeling in their chest despite the thick snow outside.
“Holy crap— I’ve been here for so long” you pointed out as you looked at the clock and the window outside. It was dark already even if it was only 5, the wintertimes in Jackson always promised a dark atmosphere early on in the day.
“Oh— oh right. Yes right so roommate inquiry— We’ll reach out in a few days? Up until we decide?” Abby said, sipping on the half empty Baja Blast.
“Yes! Yes of course— uh— do you guys want my number or is the email just fine—“
“NUMEBR! I mean…number yeah…so it’s easier to contact you” Vi said, a little too fast. Ellie whispered a sarcastic ‘good one’ to her while laughing softly.
You smiled at them, and pulled out your phone so each of them could put their numbers in.
“Cute wallpaper, by the way.” Ellie said, handing the phone as she was the last one to have the phone. You mentally slapped yourself. The wallpaper was of you, Dina and your pet, Dog, looking slightly stupid in matching costumes from this Halloween. Dog was a celery. You were a carrot stick. Dina was a ranch. Why? Why not.
“You have a cat?” Ellie asked, and you nodded.
“Yes— his name is Dog— well okay technically he was supposed to be a dog, but you know buying a pet from CraigsList is never a good idea. He was supposed to be a Pomeranian, but I got handed a mini kitten instead. I decided that I loved him too much to get rid of him, so I named him…Dog…instead…” you shuffled, cringing at yourself because you must sound so, so stupid right now. Ellie bit back the stupidest fucking smile. You are so fucking cute. She could eat you out up on the spot. Right now.
“You named your cat…Dog?” Vi asked, amused and smirking. “That’s real charming, sweets.” She laughed put her hands in the pockets of her (Abby’s) sweats.
“Charming? S’ a little stupid honestly—“
“Oh no it isn’t. I had a turtle when I younger and named her Fish. If that’s any consolation.” Abby adds and she laughs.
“Phew, okay so I’m not alone in this boat. Oh, I hope it’s okay that I have a pet, I forgot to mention it since we all got…” You look at the coffee table with Taco Bell sauce packets and wrappers messily sprawled on it “…off topic.” you laugh, and so do they.
“I’ll help clean by the way—“
“No! No, we couldn’t ask you to do that sweets. S’ okay, you should get home before it gets too dark.” Vi waved you off with a smile.
“We’ll walk ya out.” Ellie added, gesturing to the front door.
You left their place feeling so different than you expected. They bid their farewell as you pull out of their driveway, the trio waving goodbye and screaming ‘DRIVE SAFE!’ as you get farther. A part of you couldn’t believe how well it went.
The other part of you wanted them to text you so bad; saying that they would love to have you as their new roommate.
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“We are not having her as our other fucking roommate—“
“Ellie— what the fuck? Why?”
“Vi, use your damn head—“
“Okay guys let’s relax and think this through.”
After you left and the door to their house shut, hell broke loose. The trio had two opposing parties and an undecided one. The decision was gonna be so much harder than they anticipated. They argued while cleaning the mess in the coffee table, they argued while putting away the dishes, and they are still arguing. It’s been an hour.
“Vi, we are ALL clearly into her, how do you think having her as a roommate would be?” Ellie argued
“Ellie, come-fucking-on! It’s too early to make that decision! And so what if we’re all into her? (Name’s) a fucking adult and so are we! We can control ourselves!” Vi barked back, getting slightly irritated at her best friend’s immediate dismissal.
“All I’m saying is that— If she does move in, how the fuck’ll that affect how we act towards each other? How people act towards her? Listen, we’re not so known for being the most…modest…people. We’re fuckin’ notorious for sleeping around okay, and what’ll happen to (name’s) image if people find out she’s living with us! For all we know, people could hate her because of us! It’s happened before— you know it has. Your ex was subjected to the worst after people found out that you guys were a thing. The only difference there is that Caitlyn’s a fuckin’ bitch and moved on so fast! She could take the criticism!”
She paused, and took a deep breath. Her voice was now, much softer. “I’m not saying (name) cant, but come on, she was a fucking carrot stick for halloween. She has a kitten named Dog. She’s too—“ Ellie huffed out, and there was a pause. The air was thick.
“—Sweet?” Abby finished for her, smiling a sad smile when reminded of your presence. Sweet. Like a cupcake.
Ellie let out a breathless “yeah.” and shook her head.
Vi sighed, shaking her head. “Fuck. You have a point.” she said, massaging her temples.
They stay quiet for a second, letting the reality sink in. Ellie broke the silence.
“Abby, what do you think? You’re the most logical one with this typa shit, plus you pay the most— what do you want?” Ellie said while sighing. They moved to the kitchen now, Vi sitting on the island while Abby was preparing her meal prep on the stove. Ellie was sitting on the island stool, conflicted.
“You have a point. I mean, fuck, people are brutal. I don’t want her to face all that.” Abby said, turning off the stove and sighing.
“So…?”
“So I think we know our answer…” Abby hesitated to say.
“Damn. Fuck.” Vi cursed. “M’ not textin’ her. I don’t wanna break the news that we’re rejecting her.” She shook her head.
“I don’t want to either.” Ellie said, her fingers playing with her bracelet.
Abby scoffed and glared at the two. “You guys fuckin’ suck.” She let out a long sigh, and raked her fingers through her hair. She grabbed her phone from her back pocket, getting ready to text you, but was met with surprise instead.
You texted first..?
She was perplexed, and saw that you had just sent it a little over three minutes ago. She opened her messages:
2 new messages from (name)
(name): hey abby, sorry for the inconvenience i know i just left. they’re evacuating our dorm because this creepy guy found a way in and started harassing me n the girls here— it’s been a reoccurring problem for months. the police have him in custody rn tho. im in the er rn— nothing serious but the police js wanted to do an overall check for all the girls he encountered bc he was literally insane n on heavy drugs.
(name): im texting to ask if i can crash tonight? my brother and Dina are out of town for a weekend get- away n all my friends lived in the same dorm building n are all spread out now. sorry again, i can always book a hotel if u cant!! no worries :)
Oh, Abby was fuckin’ livid. You were harassed? You sweet, sweet girl? You?
If fumes could be seen seeping out of Abby’s ears, it’s beyond be palpable that Abby was beyond furious.
“What? Abby what happened?” Ellie was fast to ask, noticing her best friend’s shift in demeanor.
Abby didn’t respond to Ellie, but her fingers typed faster than she could think.
3 new messages from abby
abby: what the fuck? (name) are you okay? send me the address of the ER now, m’ coming to getcha.
abby: forget about booking a fuckin’ hotel ur staying here. we’d be happy to have u as a roommate, ur moving in as soon as possible, n never going back to that shitty dorm.
abby: hang tight sweet girl, im omw.
Abby didn’t register the nickname she called you, she didn’t give a fuck. It was true, you are such a sweet girl, so sweet that your scent was imprinted on her when you gave each of them a parting hug. No, she wasn’t gonna go on with the night knowing some fuckass creep put his hands on you.
“Abby, what the fuck is going on?” Vi lost her patience, standing from the kitchen counter. Ellie followed too, seeing as Abby was grabbing her keys and heading out.
Abby was ready to sh00t someone at this point. She let out an irritated sigh, and was throwing the pillows of the couch to find her hat, tucked under a pillow.
She found it, put it on, and quickly explained the situation.
“Fucking— (name’s) in the ER. A fucking creep somehow entered her dorm building and started harassing her and the girls there.” Abby said, rushing toward the garage door. Ellie and Vi stood there, frozen with anger.
“Well are yall fuckin’ coming?” Abby yelled.
Ellie and Vi scrabbled to their stuff, both gradually getting angrier and angrier as reality set in
Oh, they were coming alright. They were ready to declare war on whoever the fuck did this.
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omg doing a fic with hockey!ellie hockey!vi hockey!abby x figureskater! reader is the best thing ever. you need to do a part 2!!! I have exams in the next few days, but after I just wanna stil and read the next part of this fanfic plssss 😭😭🫶
yall arent ready for part two…keep your eyes peeled it’ll be up soon.🗣️
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I SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF “and they were roommates” OMG.
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS LMFAOOOOO TY FOR FINDING IT
u know DAMN WELL that they went to spencer’s for shits and giggles and ended up dropping bands on stupid shirts like these🙏
reader walks thru the front door to find her idiots in these shirts and walks right tf out HAHAHHA
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—welcome to my delusions
aster, 19, she/her
literally so unserious. u will never catch me writing smthg worth crying abt
extremely lesbian and extremely delusional
i write for vi, ellie williams, and abby anderson and soon for caitlyn kiramman and maybe sevika!
more coming soon!
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hi lovlies, if u wanna get added to the and they were roommates mini series tag list, pls lmk here🫶
im working on the next part rn!! ty for the love so far, im so excited to work on more! *kiss kiss u all on the forehead*
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kirammanswoman · 3 days ago
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YOU GUY’S WISH IS MY COMMAND ILL MAKE TS A SERIES
—and they were roommates
hockey!ellie hockey!vi hockey!abby x figureskater! reader
college au! fluff and humor! (for now heh)
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synopsis: you were just trying to find a new roommate. how bad could it be if you lived with the university’s most popular hockey trio notorious for breaking score boards and breaking beds (n backs) too?
warning: they’re fuckin dumb asses who wont stop bickering. lots of [friendly] insults. bigbrother!jesse x reader as well, bestfriend!dina x reader too. oh, shirtless vi. this is completely self indulgent :p this is unedited
a/n: THIS IS MY FIRST WORK BACK ON TUMBLR AFTER THREE YEARS PLEASE BE NICE!! anyway, i cannot shake this trio out of my fantasies, so here ya go ya (fellow) filthy animals. merry xmas
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“Okay well what the fuck do we do now?”
“Don’t you think we’re tryna figure that out you pink dumbfuck?”
“Oh man well sue me for fuckin’ caring—“
“Enough of you both you fucking numbskulls.”
The trio was sitting in their living room, the faint sound of the hockey sports broadcast in the background of their bickering. The brunette, the blonde, and the dyed pinkette have been going at it for an hour now. Abby, the buff blonde in a long sleeve herschel, stood up with her arms crossed and paced around the living room.
“We’ll find a new roommate who’ll cover the rent. Another hockey player so it’d be easier for all of us since they’d be familiar with our lifestyle." The hockey captain said; her judgement was always logical and well thought-out. Abby looked at her other two roommates, who also happen to be her best friends, her dumbass best friends as she liked to call them, as they both slowly nodded.
Their former roommate, Jordan, made the executive decision to move out without a warning. She claimed that it was a personal emergency, and she had to move to a new place right away. It was bullshit. Jordan moved out to move in with another group of friends, and left the three of them in a dilemma for how they were gonna cover the hefty rent.
“So we just ask around from the team?” Ellie, the brunette in her usual hoodie asked, kicking her slippered-feet up on the coffee table. “Who else needs a place? Rowan? Quinn?” she added.
“Rowan moved in with her best friend and Quinn already has a roommate, she dorms.” Violet, or Vi as she goes by said. Her full back tattoo was on display due to her sports bra exposing it, small segments of pink dye were stained on the white fabric.
“And how exactly do you know this?” Abby asked, an eyebrow quirked up with a small smirk creeping up on her lips as she knew what Vi’s answer was gonna be. Vi did nothing but shrug and smile.
“You fucking animal!” Ellie barked out a laugh and threw one of the pillows from the couch, aiming square for Vi’s face. Vi caught the pillow before it could smack her, throwing it back to Ellie.
“Watch the face you twat. Plus, it was one time and I was drunk when I was with both of them.” Vi said, as if it was the norm for her.
Abby’s eyes widened “Both? Vi did you hit at the same time—“
“No! Hey, I like to sleep around okay but damn I’m not a fuckin machine.” The pink haired girl defended herself, her arms flying up in innocence, but the smile on her face failed to be on her side.
“Okay whatever you sex freak— here’s what I’m gonna do.” Abby said, walking back to sit on the couch. “I’ll make a flyer for new roommates and put it on the news cork in the locker room. I’ll put my email there and tell ‘em to contact me if they’re interested.”
“Will that work? I mean who the fuck’ll see that?” Ellie asked, her face contorting to an expression of disagreement.
“Do you asshats have a better idea?” Abby deadpans, clearly tired and irritated from the whole situation.
“I’m cool with it.” Vi said, laying down completely on the couch and watching the game on the screen.
Abby looks at Ellie, and raises her brows. “Okay, shit, fine. How will we cover rent for this month though?” Ellie asks, her arms crossing over her chest.
“I’ll ask my dad.” Abby said, taking her phone out to shoot her world-class neurosurgeon father a quick text to send her some money for rent.
Ellie and Vi snickered. “Daddy’s little girl” they sang in the most annoying, ear piercing, voice as Abby was typing.
“Fine. Be homeless and broke. I’m moving out too.”
“NO WAIT—“
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Ow. Ow. Fuck. Ouch. Fuckin— Son of a bitch—
Were the only words flowing through your head as you walked, no— limped— to the locker room. Practice with Coach Medarda had been excruciatingly long and painful the past few weeks, her demanding voice was still reverberating through your skull. Your head was pounding. Your feet were pounding. Your legs were numb, and not in a good way either. You made it to the locker room, and basically slumped on the bench. As you lay there replaying your whole routine for the billionth time in your head, footsteps were coming down from the hallway entrance.
“She beat you black and blue huh?” A pretty girl with black hair in a bun asked, leaning against the locker.
“Dina. I can’t feel my fucking legs. My ass too.” You said to your best friend, as she laughed and sat by your head.
“Up.” she said, patting the top of your head, as you lifted it up and laid on her thigh. “You did good. I was watching. Your triple axel was hella good— hey are these my leggings?” She asked, looking at your sprawled out legs.
“I— no.” you lied through your teeth. “Okay yes but listen! You were the one who moved out of our dorm and moved in with my fucking brother—“
“You mean my boyfriend? Jesse? Who also happens to be your brother?” she laughs, stroking your head.
“What-thefuck-ever. You both better be locked the fuck in or I don’t think I’ll be able to forgive you both for leaving me alone in the dorms.” you said as you crossed your arms, a fake scowl on your face.
“We are locked the fuck in. And speaking of fucking— he gives the best hea—“
“NO! D, shut the fuck up that’s my BROTHER!” you plugged your ears in and shut your eyes tightly, trying to stop your overactive mind from imagining what Dina could have possibly been referring to.
Dina laughs loudly, prying your arms away from your ears. “I’m messing with you!…sorta…anyway, he’s actually worried as fuck about you. He’s been asking me to help him find you better living arrangements. He doesn’t trust your dorm building. What a protective brother.”
“Believe me, I know. He calls me every time I have to walk alone at night back to that fuckass dorm. He’s hellbent on keeping me safe, since, y’know…” you trail off
“I do babe, I do.” Dina looks around the locker room, her eyes aimlessly wandering, until her brown eyes meet a neon green paper plastered on the middle of the cork board.
LOOKING FOR NEW ROOMMATES!
HOCKEY PLAYER IS A REQUIREMENT!!
CONTACT [email protected] NOW IF INTERESTED
“Hey babes?” Dina asked, her eyes not leaving the flyer. You hum in response.
“Would it be crazy if you do that?” She points to the flyer on the cork board.
You sit up, legs spread on either side of the bench as you squint to look at the paper. You turned to Dina, an eyebrow cocked up.
“Dina, do I look like a hockey player to you?” you scoff, as you get up to open your locker to get your duffle bag.
“No, you look like Miss Perfect on ice.” The familiar nickname made you smile. It was given to you by your brother to poke fun at you, but ended up being all too accurate. You were always on the top of your classes, and now currently doing one of the hardest honor majors in your university. You have a perfect 4.0 GPA, you’re in multiple orgs, on the dean's list, and not to mention, an extremely talented figure skater for the university. “..But since you are so perfect, you’ll be able to get a slot on their list!” Dina said, acting like it was the best idea ever.
“Dina, no. I do not wanna room with some fuckass stinky hockey players who probably have their place infested with sexually transmitted diseases.” You retort, slinging your bag on.
“Come on! Just try. Anderson right? Isn’t she the hockey captain? She’s rich as fuck babe, her place probably isn’t shitty. She lives with Ellie, you remember her?” She says while getting up.
“Ellie? You mean the one that you almost slept with last year—“ She cuts you off
“Yeah okay what the fuck happened to never bringing that up again” she grits through her teeth. “and yeah, her. Listen, she’s really cool. She’s actually super nice too, just give it a try!”
You scoffed and grimaced at the flyer. “No.”
Dina sighed and rolled her eyes. “Shoulda called you Miss Hardheaded. Oh! I have a date with your brother.” She smiled widely and headed out. “See ya later stink” she bid her goodbyes and gingerly walked off.
You were now left alone in the locker room, only having 10 minutes left before the herd of the women’s hockey team takes over the rink.
The flyer was staring at you as if it had eyes that were permanently glued to your body.
LOOKING FOR NEW ROOMMATES!
You read. You glared at the flyer as if it would give you an answer.
CONTACT [email protected] NOW IF INTERESTED
Something about it irritated you. Now that Dina had it implanted in your head, you couldn’t shake it off.
“Fuckin- ugh.” you cursed under your breath and pulled
out your phone.
Sent: 12:30 PM
Subject: Roommate Inquiry
Good Afternoon,
I saw on the locker room’s cork board that you were looking for roommates? I wanted to ask if that offer was still standing?
Dear God. What in the fuck were you getting into?
———
Sent: 2:00 PM
Re: Roommate Intrest
Hey (name)! Thank you for your interest! The offer still remains on the table :) If it is possible for you, can we meet tomorrow at the house @ 2:00? We can discuss all the details there.
Address: 1234 North Park St.
“TOLD YOU IT’D FUCKIN’ WORK!”
Abby’s voice rings around the house as storms in from the front door. Vi was passed out on the couch (shirtless and only in her boxers) and groaned when Abby screamed. Ellie was playing on the console while sitting on the floor.
“What fuckin work you loud ass pig?” she asked half assed, her eyes not leaving the screen.
“The roommate flyer— it worked.” Abby placed her keys and down on the counter and sat on the other couch. “Here— look at the email.” she held her phone out to Ellie, obstructing her view of the COD round (that she was gonna win) on the tv screen.
“Abby fuckin’ MOVE— oh you fucking asshole.” She cursed, as her character died after getting shot.
“You suck ass.” Vi sleepily laughed while still half asleep, her head turning toward the screen. She was laying on her stomach with a blanket thrown over her figure, stretching and yawing.
“We got a roommate yet or no?”
“Yeah, look.” Abby pointed the phone towards Vi, the email from the potential roommate hurting her eyes due to Abby’s brightness being all the way up.
“Christ, is the roommate Jesus himself? Why is this email giving let there be light— lower your brightness down.” Vi groaned and rubbed her eyes. Ellie laughed at her comment, and put the controller down and faced her roommate.
“She seems like a prissy bitch not gonna lie” Ellie shrugged and sipped on the can of Monster next to her. Vi made grabby hands towards it and Ellie handed it to her.
“What makes you say that?” Vi asked, and took a swing of the drink.
“Dunno. She texts like one”
“That’s because it’s a fucking email you dog.” Abby scowled at Ellie. “She’s coming by tomorrow by the way, at 2.”
“You gave her our address already?!” Vi’s gruff voice ripped through the air. “She could be a fucking creep for all we know!” she sat up, her shirtless figure not phasing the other two.
“Oh shut the fuck up. It’ll be fine.” Abby dismisses
“Vi, my Monster can you give—“
“No! she could be a literal creep!” Vi argued
“You literally sleep around so much and you don’t bat a fuckin eye on the girls that you hook up with!” Abby argued back
“Vi. My Monster—“
“That’s different Abs! I don’t stay at their places long term—“
“VIOLET MY FUCKING MONSTER!” Ellie raised her voice, sick of the bickering between her best friends.
The blonde and the shirtless pink looked at Ellie blankly. Vi handed the Monster back to Ellie, her eyes slightly wide.
“Thank you asshole. And fuckin’ relax. I think I actually know the chick.” Ellie said, sipping on the drink.
“Wait what? You do?” Abby shifted on the couch, her interest piqued.
“Yeah, I think she’s best friends with Dina. Dunno her personally. Still think she might be a prissy bitch.” Ellie said, starting another round of COD.
“Dina? The hot one with black hair?” Vi asked, lying back down.
“Yeah. She told me that her best friend is interested in a new place last night during our Bio lecture since I told her about the whole situation with Jordan.” Ellie said, her words blank as her mind was focused on the new game.
“Did she say anything else about her?” Abby asked, leaning back on the couch.
“Nah. Just that.” Ellie replied, shortly cursing to herself after bullets were coming towards her character’s way.
“Pfft. Watch her be a fuckin’ werido. Ugly one too. If she is, and my argument of sending her our address was a mistake, you each owe me fifty bucks.” she snickered and watched Ellie play.
Ugly huh? Oh, little did they know…
You were quite the fuckin’ opposite.
———
What the fuck does one wear to meet roommates?
A hoodie, PJs, a dress? In your case, none of the above. Practice with Coach Medarda was moved later, which made your practice end at 1:45 PM (you might have groan-yelled ‘FUCK’ so loud in your dorm, they might’ve kicked you out before you could move out) In any other case, a later practice would have been ideal since you have time to sleep in or get a productive morning done, but instead you have to meet your potential roommates in your training attire. You looked at yourself in the mirror, cursing yourself eternally as you realized what you got yourself into.
Your figure-hugging black flare leggings paired with the infamous baby pink Lululemon define jacket made you look at yourself in dread.
“You literally look so hot.” Dina’s voice was muffled through your phone speakers, as it was propped up against the locker room sink.
“Dina, they’re gonna see that I am, in fact, not a hockey player and reject me immediately.” you groaned. “Maybe I should just cancel?”
“No, cmon. Just try it. You’re meeting them soon after your practice right?”
“Yeah, fifteen fucking minutes after it ends— Oh I gotta go, Medarda’s gonna cut my legs off if I’m late”
With that, you leave for a long, grueling practice with your too-detail oriented coach.
How bad could practice be today?
Bad. It was bad.
You, however, had no time to complain. After Coach Medarda dismissed you, you rushed to your car and drove to the address on the email.
You don’t know why, but your heart was racing. Nerves were racing across your whole body, and you have no idea why. You weren’t usually like this, you were confident. You’d ace your debate speeches and presentations, hell, you easily made friends with the grumpy old cashier at the local grocery store named Dan. He calls you sweetheart for fuck’s sake. You shouldn’t be nervous…
right…?
You pull over to the driveway of the house. It was a rough ten minutes away from campus, and admittedly, the drive there was beautiful. Jackson always looked so beautiful during this time of year, lights decorating the trees and ornaments hanging from random branches. It’s like Christmas threw up.
The house was gorgeous, humble enough to fit a few college students but grand enough to make heads turn. You take a deep breath and leave your car, walking past the driveway and to the front door.
Ding-dong, the bell rang through.
“Coming!” you heard a muffled voice call on the other side.
A minute later, a pink haired girl with a white wife pleaser beater answered the door with a toothbrush hanging from her mouth.
“Canf I helpf you- oh, damn” the pink haired girl muffled out a greeting and suddenly paused, as she looked at you up and down with her blue eyes, her veiny hands supporting her weight by leaning on the door frame. You couldn’t help buy look at how her biceps bulged out. Goddamn.
“Hey, I’m (name), I was told to come here to discuss details of being a potential roommate?” You said so sweetly that it was intoxicating, the pink haired girl swore she felt electric shocks shoot up her spine.
“Oh, aha—“
Her eyes widened at your words, and before she could think, she hurriedly shut the door. You flinch ever so slightly at the sudden slam, and stood there, confused as fuck. You heard the heavy patter of feet running, and you swore you heard a faint scream. You couldn’t make up the words entirely but it sounded a lot like:
“GUY’S SHES HERE AND GOD HELP ME SHE’S SO FUCKING PRETTY”
You laugh to yourself, not in humor, but in disbelief.
What the fuck did I get myself into?
a/n: i need to bite all of their biceps. anyway, do i continue this🙈??
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—and they were roommates
part 1
masterlist
hockey!ellie hockey!vi hockey!abby x figureskater! reader
college au! fluff and humor! (for now heh)
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synopsis: you were just trying to find a new roommate. how bad could it be if you lived with the university’s most popular hockey trio notorious for breaking score boards and breaking beds (n backs) too?
warning: they’re fuckin dumb asses who wont stop bickering. lots of [friendly] insults. bigbrother!jesse x reader as well, bestfriend!dina x reader too. oh, shirtless vi. this is completely self indulgent :p this is unedited
a/n: THIS IS MY FIRST WORK BACK ON TUMBLR AFTER THREE YEARS PLEASE BE NICE!! anyway, i cannot shake this trio out of my fantasies, so here ya go ya (fellow) filthy animals. merry xmas
———
“Okay well what the fuck do we do now?”
“Don’t you think we’re tryna figure that out you pink dumbfuck?”
“Oh man well sue me for fuckin’ caring—“
“Enough of you both you fucking numbskulls.”
The trio was sitting in their living room, the faint sound of the hockey sports broadcast in the background of their bickering. The brunette, the blonde, and the dyed pinkette have been going at it for an hour now. Abby, the buff blonde in a long sleeve herschel, stood up with her arms crossed and paced around the living room.
“We’ll find a new roommate who’ll cover the rent. Another hockey player so it’d be easier for all of us since they’d be familiar with our lifestyle." The hockey captain said; her judgement was always logical and well thought-out. Abby looked at her other two roommates, who also happen to be her best friends, her dumbass best friends as she liked to call them, as they both slowly nodded.
Their former roommate, Jordan, made the executive decision to move out without a warning. She claimed that it was a personal emergency, and she had to move to a new place right away. It was bullshit. Jordan moved out to move in with another group of friends, and left the three of them in a dilemma for how they were gonna cover the hefty rent.
“So we just ask around from the team?” Ellie, the brunette in her usual hoodie asked, kicking her slippered-feet up on the coffee table. “Who else needs a place? Rowan? Quinn?” she added.
“Rowan moved in with her best friend and Quinn already has a roommate, she dorms.” Violet, or Vi as she goes by said. Her full back tattoo was on display due to her sports bra exposing it, small segments of pink dye were stained on the white fabric.
“And how exactly do you know this?” Abby asked, an eyebrow quirked up with a small smirk creeping up on her lips as she knew what Vi’s answer was gonna be. Vi did nothing but shrug and smile.
“You fucking animal!” Ellie barked out a laugh and threw one of the pillows from the couch, aiming square for Vi’s face. Vi caught the pillow before it could smack her, throwing it back to Ellie.
“Watch the face you twat. Plus, it was one time and I was drunk when I was with both of them.” Vi said, as if it was the norm for her.
Abby’s eyes widened “Both? Vi did you hit at the same time—“
“No! Hey, I like to sleep around okay but damn I’m not a fuckin machine.” The pink haired girl defended herself, her arms flying up in innocence, but the smile on her face failed to be on her side.
“Okay whatever you sex freak— here’s what I’m gonna do.” Abby said, walking back to sit on the couch. “I’ll make a flyer for new roommates and put it on the news cork in the locker room. I’ll put my email there and tell ‘em to contact me if they’re interested.”
“Will that work? I mean who the fuck’ll see that?” Ellie asked, her face contorting to an expression of disagreement.
“Do you asshats have a better idea?” Abby deadpans, clearly tired and irritated from the whole situation.
“I’m cool with it.” Vi said, laying down completely on the couch and watching the game on the screen.
Abby looks at Ellie, and raises her brows. “Okay, shit, fine. How will we cover rent for this month though?” Ellie asks, her arms crossing over her chest.
“I’ll ask my dad.” Abby said, taking her phone out to shoot her world-class neurosurgeon father a quick text to send her some money for rent.
Ellie and Vi snickered. “Daddy’s little girl” they sang in the most annoying, ear piercing, voice as Abby was typing.
“Fine. Be homeless and broke. I’m moving out too.”
“NO WAIT—“
———
Ow. Ow. Fuck. Ouch. Fuckin— Son of a bitch—
Were the only words flowing through your head as you walked, no— limped— to the locker room. Practice with Coach Medarda had been excruciatingly long and painful the past few weeks, her demanding voice was still reverberating through your skull. Your head was pounding. Your feet were pounding. Your legs were numb, and not in a good way either. You made it to the locker room, and basically slumped on the bench. As you lay there replaying your whole routine for the billionth time in your head, footsteps were coming down from the hallway entrance.
“She beat you black and blue huh?” A pretty girl with black hair in a bun asked, leaning against the locker.
“Dina. I can’t feel my fucking legs. My ass too.” You said to your best friend, as she laughed and sat by your head.
“Up.” she said, patting the top of your head, as you lifted it up and laid on her thigh. “You did good. I was watching. Your triple axel was hella good— hey are these my leggings?” She asked, looking at your sprawled out legs.
“I— no.” you lied through your teeth. “Okay yes but listen! You were the one who moved out of our dorm and moved in with my fucking brother—“
“You mean my boyfriend? Jesse? Who also happens to be your brother?” she laughs, stroking your head.
“What-thefuck-ever. You both better be locked the fuck in or I don’t think I’ll be able to forgive you both for leaving me alone in the dorms.” you said as you crossed your arms, a fake scowl on your face.
“We are locked the fuck in. And speaking of fucking— he gives the best hea—“
“NO! D, shut the fuck up that’s my BROTHER!” you plugged your ears in and shut your eyes tightly, trying to stop your overactive mind from imagining what Dina could have possibly been referring to.
Dina laughs loudly, prying your arms away from your ears. “I’m messing with you!…sorta…anyway, he’s actually worried as fuck about you. He’s been asking me to help him find you better living arrangements. He doesn’t trust your dorm building. What a protective brother.”
“Believe me, I know. He calls me every time I have to walk alone at night back to that fuckass dorm. He’s hellbent on keeping me safe, since, y’know…” you trail off
“I do babe, I do.” Dina looks around the locker room, her eyes aimlessly wandering, until her brown eyes meet a neon green paper plastered on the middle of the cork board.
LOOKING FOR NEW ROOMMATES!
HOCKEY PLAYER IS A REQUIREMENT!!
CONTACT [email protected] NOW IF INTERESTED
“Hey babes?” Dina asked, her eyes not leaving the flyer. You hum in response.
“Would it be crazy if you do that?” She points to the flyer on the cork board.
You sit up, legs spread on either side of the bench as you squint to look at the paper. You turned to Dina, an eyebrow cocked up.
“Dina, do I look like a hockey player to you?” you scoff, as you get up to open your locker to get your duffle bag.
“No, you look like Miss Perfect on ice.” The familiar nickname made you smile. It was given to you by your brother to poke fun at you, but ended up being all too accurate. You were always on the top of your classes, and now currently doing one of the hardest honor majors in your university. You have a perfect 4.0 GPA, you’re in multiple orgs, on the dean's list, and not to mention, an extremely talented figure skater for the university. “..But since you are so perfect, you’ll be able to get a slot on their list!” Dina said, acting like it was the best idea ever.
“Dina, no. I do not wanna room with some fuckass stinky hockey players who probably have their place infested with sexually transmitted diseases.” You retort, slinging your bag on.
“Come on! Just try. Anderson right? Isn’t she the hockey captain? She’s rich as fuck babe, her place probably isn’t shitty. She lives with Ellie, you remember her?” She says while getting up.
“Ellie? You mean the one that you almost slept with last year—“ She cuts you off
“Yeah okay what the fuck happened to never bringing that up again” she grits through her teeth. “and yeah, her. Listen, she’s really cool. She’s actually super nice too, just give it a try!”
You scoffed and grimaced at the flyer. “No.”
Dina sighed and rolled her eyes. “Shoulda called you Miss Hardheaded. Oh! I have a date with your brother.” She smiled widely and headed out. “See ya later stink” she bid her goodbyes and gingerly walked off.
You were now left alone in the locker room, only having 10 minutes left before the herd of the women’s hockey team takes over the rink.
The flyer was staring at you as if it had eyes that were permanently glued to your body.
LOOKING FOR NEW ROOMMATES!
You read. You glared at the flyer as if it would give you an answer.
CONTACT [email protected] NOW IF INTERESTED
Something about it irritated you. Now that Dina had it implanted in your head, you couldn’t shake it off.
“Fuckin- ugh.” you cursed under your breath and pulled
out your phone.
Sent: 12:30 PM
Subject: Roommate Inquiry
Good Afternoon,
I saw on the locker room’s cork board that you were looking for roommates? I wanted to ask if that offer was still standing?
Dear God. What in the fuck were you getting into?
———
Sent: 2:00 PM
Re: Roommate Intrest
Hey (name)! Thank you for your interest! The offer still remains on the table :) If it is possible for you, can we meet tomorrow at the house @ 2:00? We can discuss all the details there.
Address: 1234 North Park St.
“TOLD YOU IT’D FUCKIN’ WORK!”
Abby’s voice rings around the house as storms in from the front door. Vi was passed out on the couch (shirtless and only in her boxers) and groaned when Abby screamed. Ellie was playing on the console while sitting on the floor.
“What fuckin work you loud ass pig?” she asked half assed, her eyes not leaving the screen.
“The roommate flyer— it worked.” Abby placed her keys and down on the counter and sat on the other couch. “Here— look at the email.” she held her phone out to Ellie, obstructing her view of the COD round (that she was gonna win) on the tv screen.
“Abby fuckin’ MOVE— oh you fucking asshole.” She cursed, as her character died after getting shot.
“You suck ass.” Vi sleepily laughed while still half asleep, her head turning toward the screen. She was laying on her stomach with a blanket thrown over her figure, stretching and yawing.
“We got a roommate yet or no?”
“Yeah, look.” Abby pointed the phone towards Vi, the email from the potential roommate hurting her eyes due to Abby’s brightness being all the way up.
“Christ, is the roommate Jesus himself? Why is this email giving let there be light— lower your brightness down.” Vi groaned and rubbed her eyes. Ellie laughed at her comment, and put the controller down and faced her roommate.
“She seems like a prissy bitch not gonna lie” Ellie shrugged and sipped on the can of Monster next to her. Vi made grabby hands towards it and Ellie handed it to her.
“What makes you say that?” Vi asked, and took a swing of the drink.
“Dunno. She texts like one”
“That’s because it’s a fucking email you dog.” Abby scowled at Ellie. “She’s coming by tomorrow by the way, at 2.”
“You gave her our address already?!” Vi’s gruff voice ripped through the air. “She could be a fucking creep for all we know!” she sat up, her shirtless figure not phasing the other two.
“Oh shut the fuck up. It’ll be fine.” Abby dismisses
“Vi, my Monster can you give—“
“No! she could be a literal creep!” Vi argued
“You literally sleep around so much and you don’t bat a fuckin eye on the girls that you hook up with!” Abby argued back
“Vi. My Monster—“
“That’s different Abs! I don’t stay at their places long term—“
“VIOLET MY FUCKING MONSTER!” Ellie raised her voice, sick of the bickering between her best friends.
The blonde and the shirtless pink looked at Ellie blankly. Vi handed the Monster back to Ellie, her eyes slightly wide.
“Thank you asshole. And fuckin’ relax. I think I actually know the chick.” Ellie said, sipping on the drink.
“Wait what? You do?” Abby shifted on the couch, her interest piqued.
“Yeah, I think she’s best friends with Dina. Dunno her personally. Still think she might be a prissy bitch.” Ellie said, starting another round of COD.
“Dina? The hot one with black hair?” Vi asked, lying back down.
“Yeah. She told me that her best friend is interested in a new place last night during our Bio lecture since I told her about the whole situation with Jordan.” Ellie said, her words blank as her mind was focused on the new game.
“Did she say anything else about her?” Abby asked, leaning back on the couch.
“Nah. Just that.” Ellie replied, shortly cursing to herself after bullets were coming towards her character’s way.
“Pfft. Watch her be a fuckin’ werido. Ugly one too. If she is, and my argument of sending her our address was a mistake, you each owe me fifty bucks.” she snickered and watched Ellie play.
Ugly huh? Oh, little did they know…
You were quite the fuckin’ opposite.
———
What the fuck does one wear to meet roommates?
A hoodie, PJs, a dress? In your case, none of the above. Practice with Coach Medarda was moved later, which made your practice end at 1:45 PM (you might have groan-yelled ‘FUCK’ so loud in your dorm, they might’ve kicked you out before you could move out) In any other case, a later practice would have been ideal since you have time to sleep in or get a productive morning done, but instead you have to meet your potential roommates in your training attire. You looked at yourself in the mirror, cursing yourself eternally as you realized what you got yourself into.
Your figure-hugging black flare leggings paired with the infamous baby pink Lululemon define jacket made you look at yourself in dread.
“You literally look so hot.” Dina’s voice was muffled through your phone speakers, as it was propped up against the locker room sink.
“Dina, they’re gonna see that I am, in fact, not a hockey player and reject me immediately.” you groaned. “Maybe I should just cancel?”
“No, cmon. Just try it. You’re meeting them soon after your practice right?”
“Yeah, fifteen fucking minutes after it ends— Oh I gotta go, Medarda’s gonna cut my legs off if I’m late”
With that, you leave for a long, grueling practice with your too-detail oriented coach.
How bad could practice be today?
Bad. It was bad.
You, however, had no time to complain. After Coach Medarda dismissed you, you rushed to your car and drove to the address on the email.
You don’t know why, but your heart was racing. Nerves were racing across your whole body, and you have no idea why. You weren’t usually like this, you were confident. You’d ace your debate speeches and presentations, hell, you easily made friends with the grumpy old cashier at the local grocery store named Dan. He calls you sweetheart for fuck’s sake. You shouldn’t be nervous…
right…?
You pull over to the driveway of the house. It was a rough ten minutes away from campus, and admittedly, the drive there was beautiful. Jackson always looked so beautiful during this time of year, lights decorating the trees and ornaments hanging from random branches. It’s like Christmas threw up.
The house was gorgeous, humble enough to fit a few college students but grand enough to make heads turn. You take a deep breath and leave your car, walking past the driveway and to the front door.
Ding-dong, the bell rang through.
“Coming!” you heard a muffled voice call on the other side.
A minute later, a pink haired girl with a white wife pleaser beater answered the door with a toothbrush hanging from her mouth.
“Canf I helpf you- oh, damn” the pink haired girl muffled out a greeting and suddenly paused, as she looked at you up and down with her blue eyes, her veiny hands supporting her weight by leaning on the door frame. You couldn’t help buy look at how her biceps bulged out. Goddamn.
“Hey, I’m (name), I was told to come here to discuss details of being a potential roommate?” You said so sweetly that it was intoxicating, the pink haired girl swore she felt electric shocks shoot up her spine.
“Oh, aha—“
Her eyes widened at your words, and before she could think, she hurriedly shut the door. You flinch ever so slightly at the sudden slam, and stood there, confused as fuck. You heard the heavy patter of feet running, and you swore you heard a faint scream. You couldn’t make up the words entirely but it sounded a lot like:
“GUYS SHES HERE AND GOD HELP ME SHE’S SO FUCKING PRETTY”
You laugh to yourself, not in humor, but in disbelief.
What the fuck did I get myself into?
a/n: i need to bite all of their biceps. anyway, do i continue this🙈??
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