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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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is “you can kiss a hundred boys at quark’s” something i absorbed from a post on here or did i just make that up
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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
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The black pearl energetic cub☺️


Its constant willingness to eat food it doesn't like really makes me want to spoil It.
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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