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Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

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sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

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PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW PLEASE!!!!

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This is an actual tweet by dennys

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BITCHDHCJRJD IT’S THE VINE

[Ben Fankhauser singing the Iconic™ Newsies Line after inhaling helium]

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today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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today is the only day you can reblog this ever

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Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game

DM: Please describe your new character

Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake*

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my dad got mad when mj called peter “pretty”,,, so reblog if peter benjamin parker is really really pretty

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i’m glad that marvel thought of a title that could resonate with the fans

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My Conspiracy Theory

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Love Actually cast reunated 14 years later for the 'Red Nose Day, Actually'

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im am gay,,,,,,,,

im am gay??????

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words

like or reblog if u save it

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Vincent Van Whoa!

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History & favourites: periods and eras in time

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psat question: how big is this bumblebee’s head?

me, sobbing into the scantron: so,,, very small