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the simpsons Shit & run

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meow btw. if you even care.

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How are you, dude? :)

...I honestly dont know when this was written but yes.

hi sorry im uhhhhhhh super inactive it would seem

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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

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HEY I JUST GOT HOME AND THE WOMAN IM ENTING MY ROOM FROM ANWERED THE DOOR IN A FULL VELVET CAPE AND SEVED ME WINE AS SOON AS I CAME IN AND SHE’S WACHING THE BLADE MOVIES SO WHEN I SAID THIS HOUSE IS SAFE FROM VAMPIRES I THINK THAT’S THE MOST WRONG IVE EVER BEEN

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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

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Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

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A Pine Tree amongst the pine trees. (Transparent!)

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british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

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Goodness gracious I will take a stance on this. (unmute video)

The most important video you will ever see.

Tw: SlenderSherbert

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Vlad the Impaler (1462)

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I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

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