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Percilot Headcannon Time

Percival looked away from James for .2 seconds in the mall once and James was gone. So Percival walked up to the customer service area asking to make announcement. All he said was ‘bye, bitch’ before driving home. James pouted for 3 days because of this.

When on a mission in France, James ended up falling asleep while hiding from the cops after completing his mission. When he found a kitten in his pocket when he woke up, his immediate response was to bring it home with him. Percival just rolled his eyes as James introduced Mr. Baguette to their two dogs.

Percival won’t admit it, but he is a cuddeler. If James is sleeping, you better believe that every possible inch of Percival is pressed up against him. Percival will vehemently deny it, but it is hard to do so when James can never get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night without prying all four of Percy’s limbs off of him.

James will always give Percival kisses and tell him that he’s beautiful just to see the lovely blush spread across his husbands face. It never gets old for him.

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when u just #lovepercilot

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When Harry and Hamish are training together, their dogs would absolutely be the best of friends: Mr. Pickle and Moira the Scottish Deer Hound. 

Harry found it hilarious that these two dogs of such different sizes would be friends, while Hamish just rolled his eyes because Harry was absolutely ridiculous babying these two dogs.  

Hamish absolutely chose a Scottish Deer hound and gave it an extremely Scottish name to piss of Arthur, while Harry chose the smallest dog so that others would underestimate him. He was right, Hamish thought he was absolutely absurd with the way he coddled the tiny puppy.

When Harry and Hamish moved in together four years later though, their dogs were happier with this decision than they were. They dogs quickly learned that there was a great napping spot in the sun right in front of the window next to the couch and would cuddle there together.

To Harry amusement, one of Mr. Pickles favorite places to be was in Hamish’s lap while he worked while Moira’s lay on top of his feet. After a month of this Hamish has given up trying to get them to leave. He’s accepted his fate and Harry just laughs at him. 

They love their dogs thought and will fuck up anyone who doesn’t.

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Kingsman percilot / surprise kiss

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percilot by Junseo(峻曙)

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Lancelot & Percival

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At one point Harry Hart went from the perfect Kingsman candidate to a sassy little shit constantly trying to undermine the system and annoy Chester King.

I like to think the reason for that was that he was pissed off how his scottish workingclass boyfriend was treated.

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Kingsman percilot :)

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(317): Dont be alarmed when you come home and see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home

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Ok but same

honestly, percival could punch me right in the fucking face and i would say thank you

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New Chapter introducing Percival!

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Winston Churchill did what?

At the end of TGC Harry has this voiceover:

As one of our founding Kingsman once said: ‘This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.’

That makes Winston Churchill one of the founding Kingsman, but how exactly do you think Winston Churchill was a founding member of Kingsman? 

What do we know about the origin of Kingsman? (An origin movie I’m dying to see, btw.) Not much more than what Harry tells Eggsy in the first movie:

Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the world’s most powerful individuals. By 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going un-inherited, and a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our other venture. An independent, international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Above the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organizations.

Winston Churchill’s heirs didn’t die in World War I (his oldest son was 3 years old at the time the war started) so he didn’t put all his wealth into doing good. 

That’s all right. These patrons of Kingsman Tailors who lost their sons probably weren’t the first agents, right, so there had to be other people involved in the founding step.

Was Churchill perhaps an agent? He was in the army in the late 19th century after all, so that fits the profile, but he then very quickly got very involved in politics making it difficult to buy that he’d be part of an international intelligence agency operating above the politics that undermines the government-run spy organizations. 

Though perhaps his political work is exactly what’s key?

By the end of World War I, Winston Churchill was Secretary of State for War and Secretary of State for Air. He must have known exactly what type of politics and  bureaucracy that stood in the way of what he probably wanted to be done. So perhaps when he heard a rumour at his club about so-and-so not having an heir anymore he might have… dropped a few suggestions, maybe planted a few seeds?

Perhaps he was a founding Kingsman by being the instigator, the enabler, the one who saw a need and found the means. The one who then spent the rest of his political career covering for all the newbie mistakes this tailor-shop-turned-intelligence-service must have made because he had a vision about something.

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Having to not only train the new Arthur on his leading duties but also re-train said new Arthur who’d once been an active agent, was a task in and of itself, especially when the new king, formally Galahad, was Harry Test Your Patience Hart.

Just another day in the life of these BFFs xD

HC that Eggsy bought Merlin that mug after he heard his last one was broken during his parachute test with Roxy and co. Merlin, of course, hated it on sight. Though after VDay and after the miracle of Harry Hart’s not-death- never mind the migraine the man has induced since before he’d been saddled to a desk job- Merlin has come to love his new mug as he feels it best symbolizes his working relationship with his best friend. The utter twunt.

And if Merlin also likes to use the fact that Eggsy bought it for him (and didn’t buy anything for Harry) to further antagonize his boss, well, that’s no ones amusement but his own.

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There’s a guy who used to direct me in my youth theatre who I felt kind of really instilled a passion for theatre in me. He’s a guy named Harry Durnall who is a guy in his seventies but we’re still best mates now.