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morgananamed:

     “ Meaning James Spencer has tossed his receipts again. “

“He does seem to be a glutton for punishment.” Richard paused, tapping his pen against the palm of his hand in thought. “Are we billing him for the extra hours we will be using for his sake as well? I think we should.”

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agent-lancelot:

“Yes. It’s such a shame, but…you know how puppies are. I’ll try to have better luck next month.”

“Next month is next month.” Richard did not look at all amused as he sipped his tepid tea. “You will need to redo the report this instant if you want any reimbursements for your last assignment.”

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@morgananamed

“The agents have miraculously been timely with their reports for once...well, most of them.”

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governmentofficial:

“Yeah… I can’t. I sent my driver home as I expect James to be providing transport. He didn’t tell me that he was under attack from accountants.”

“Take our cab. We will bill Lancelot for it.”

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vvhiskcy:

                     “   only thing that’s gunna break is your hip , old man.   “

“American manners are as awful as reported, I see.” Richard squinted at the visitor, sizing him up compared to his usual operative fare. “You are the finest Statesman could send?”

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governmentofficial:

“Right… And, were I to pay his expenses right now for him, could he come home?”

“I cannot make that decision. You’d have to speak with Morgana.”

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governmentofficial:

“What if I claim that the dog ate the receipts? That seems likely, no? Chaucer is only a puppy, so he does eat things he shouldn’t right now.”

“If that were the case, he would have to find alternate proof of his expenses. That or pay Kingsman back in full with interest for his last assignment.”

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governmentofficial:

“But I need him to make me dinner. Can’t he find the receipts in a few weeks, when I’m not under doctors orders to be useless?”

“There is nothing stopping you from having dinner at a restaurant. I need these receipts urgently. Month’s close is coming up and I refuse to scramble last minute again.”

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@vvhiskcy

“You break it. You pay for it.”

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@governmentofficial

“Agent Lancelot is not permitted to leave until he finds me the proper receipts.”

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@erxmophobia

“I am not certain how you do things in the States, but young lady, you did the damage on British soil, so you must submit me a report so I can properly assess the damage and bill your organisation.”

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@agent-lancelot

“Your dog ate your expense report?”

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                                          In numbers I trust.