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I feel like I got an ask earlier today but I can't find it? I was in school when I got it and Tumblr is wonky there. Might have been from one of my other blogs but I'm pretty sure it was this one. If someone sent me an ask you might want to send it again because it disappeared

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Meow

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Also Nami is 5'4" fight me

I don’t care what Oda says, Sanji’s gotta be at least 6'8". Have you seen him?!? His legs?!? He is a literal string bean. I will not settle for anything shorter he is the same height as Eustass Kid no questions asked.

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I should probably clarify that by Monsieur Abusive Mustachio I mean Zeff, because there are at least two people who fit that description. Fucking Zeff, honestly Sanji has Stockholm Syndrome or something...

I don’t care what Oda says, Sanji’s gotta be at least 6'8". Have you seen him?!? His legs?!? He is a literal string bean. I will not settle for anything shorter he is the same height as Eustass Kid no questions asked.

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Anyway, I was going to add that some of their nationalities seem off too, like; Nami is Swiss, she's always seemed Swiss Robin is Indian, cmon. Maybe half Russian, I could settle for that. SANJI IS FUCKING DANISH NO QUESTIONS ASKED HE IS A GODDAMN VIKING! I MADE A LIST OF HIS ATTRIBUTES AND HE'S MORE DANISH THAN FRENCH. THE FRENCH COULD COME FROM HIS UPBRINGING BY MONSIEUR ABUSIVE MUSTACHIO BUT HE'S DANISH HIS MOM WAS A VIKING I KNOW IT

I don’t care what Oda says, Sanji’s gotta be at least 6'8". Have you seen him?!? His legs?!? He is a literal string bean. I will not settle for anything shorter he is the same height as Eustass Kid no questions asked.

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Well fuck me sideways I reblogged this with the wrong blog oops.

I don’t care what Oda says, Sanji’s gotta be at least 6'8". Have you seen him?!? His legs?!? He is a literal string bean. I will not settle for anything shorter he is the same height as Eustass Kid no questions asked.

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I don't care what Oda says, Sanji's gotta be at least 6'8". Have you seen him?!? His legs?!? He is a literal string bean. I will not settle for anything shorter he is the same height as Eustass Kid no questions asked.

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Lawsan pt. 2

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Lawsan

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Nah m8

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RIP Thousand Sunny Kitchen December 4, 2006 - April 25, 2016

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Name Key

These aren’t the only characters I will be using, but these will be the ones I use most often, unless I get an idea with someone else or someone requests someone else. ——————————————–Luffy ————- Zoro: Greeeeen Nami: Scary Usopp: BFF Sanji: FOOD! Chopper: Lil Buddy Robin: Mom Franky: SUPER COOL ROBOT MAN Brook: SUPER COOL POOPING SKELETON Law: BFF 2.0 Hancock: Hammock Raleigh: Really? Jinbe: Fishface Sabo: BRO! Bartolomeo: Creepy fan Coby: M8 Garp: Gramps (do not answer) ——————————————–Zoro ————- Luffy: Dumbass Nami: Witch Usopp: Liar Sanji: Worthless Chopper: Nagging brother Robin: Creepy Lady Franky: Refrigerator Pervert Brook: Panties Man Law: Buzzkill Coby: That One Kid Mihawk: “Dad” Perona: “Sister” (Sensei) ——————————————–Nami ————- Luffy: GDI Zoro: Asshat Usopp: Bud Sanji: Slave Chopper: Cutie Robin: BFF Franky: Stop Brook: Ew Law: Scary Dr. Nojiko: Sis Genzo: “Dad” Vivi: BABE Wanda: Dog friend Lola: Lovely Lola ——————————————–Usopp ————- Luffy: My bud Zoro: Scary Nami: Money grubber Sanji: GOTTA BLAST 🏃💨 Chopper: Lil bud Robin: Mom Franky: Robot Brook: What Law: Ally? Kaya: 💞 My Love 💞 Bartolomeo: #1 Fan ——————————————– Sanji ————- Luffy: Stop Zoro: Asstown Nami: RUN VERY FAR Usopp: Sidekick Chopper: Lil bro Robin: BFF Franky: No Pants Man Brook: Please stop Law: I might be Bi Duval: Backup Ivankov: No ——————————————–Chopper ————- Luffy: Big bro Zoro: GET BACK IN BED Nami: Save me Usopp: Big bro 2 Sanji: Dad Robin: Mom Franky: LASER BEAM! Brook: How?! Law: Doc Kureha: Doctrine Dalton: King ——————————————–Robin ————- Luffy: Oh dear Zoro: Sexist Prick Nami: Little sis Usopp: Nose Sanji: BFF Chopper: Cutie Franky: Mi Amore Brook: Bones Law: Traffy Koala: Cute ——————————————–Franky ————- Luffy: Captain Zoro: Hell no Nami: Oops Usopp: Fellow Builder Sanji: I’M IN TROUBLE Chopper: Smol Robin: Wife (almost) Brook: Old man Law: Kiddo Kiwi: Sis Mozu: Sis 2 Kokoro: Mom? Iceberg: Bakaberg ——————————————–Brook ————- Luffy: Captain crazy Zoro: Bully Nami: Panties Usopp: Boi Sanji: My only ally Chopper: Cutie pie Robin: Madam Franky: Puns Law: This guy ——————————————–Law ————- Luffy: Shut up Zoro: Please no Nami: Bitch Usopp: Stop Screaming Sanji: Roci 2.0 Chopper: Annoying DR Robin: Kinda Creepy Franky: What the Fuck Brook: Uhm? Jean Bart: Save me Bepo: Help Shiachi: GDI Penguin: Dear Lord Kid: GTFO

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I never see any text blogs for One Piece so here you go