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in the j store. straight up 'sorcing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My researtch.
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i can turn anything in to metaphorical sex in my mind.. beware i have a literature critics heart
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they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com
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once I was at the only gay bar in town and one of my students caught me there and they were like "so this is what you're doing instead of grading our papers" and man what do I even say to that
#i hate running into students downtown i deadass dip immediately#i saw one of my students when i was struggling with the recycling machine#he watched me struggle for deadass 10 minutes before i gave up
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got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories
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If you can't say anything nice¹
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¹Say it in a footnote.
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ive developed a new studying technique called not doing it
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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis
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Not to be American on main but can you convert that to feet plz
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"i want to email this guy someday" is literally how i feel about certain academics i like
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[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.
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