kingofinfinitejest
i wish they would only take me as i am
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kingofinfinitejest · 7 days ago
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kingofinfinitejest · 2 months ago
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in the j store. straight up 'sorcing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My researtch.
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kingofinfinitejest · 4 months ago
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i can turn anything in to metaphorical sex in my mind.. beware i have a literature critics heart
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kingofinfinitejest · 4 months ago
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they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com
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kingofinfinitejest · 4 months ago
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kingofinfinitejest · 4 months ago
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once I was at the only gay bar in town and one of my students caught me there and they were like "so this is what you're doing instead of grading our papers" and man what do I even say to that
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kingofinfinitejest · 5 months ago
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got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories
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kingofinfinitejest · 5 months ago
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kingofinfinitejest · 5 months ago
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If you can't say anything nice¹
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¹Say it in a footnote.
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kingofinfinitejest · 6 months ago
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kingofinfinitejest · 7 months ago
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ive developed a new studying technique called not doing it
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kingofinfinitejest · 7 months ago
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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis
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kingofinfinitejest · 8 months ago
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Not to be American on main but can you convert that to feet plz
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kingofinfinitejest · 8 months ago
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kingofinfinitejest · 9 months ago
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what studying literature feels like
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kingofinfinitejest · 10 months ago
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"i want to email this guy someday" is literally how i feel about certain academics i like
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kingofinfinitejest · 10 months ago
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dark macadamia….
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