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Imagine your touch starved F/O. They notice ever moment your hand grazes their skin, shivers running down their spine when your push their hair away. Imagine the blush rising on their cheeks when your hand accidentally touches theirs, simple moments to you meaning the world for them

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Imagine calling your F/O a sweet pet name. Their movements stop or stutter for a moment when they hear it, and a pleased flush rises in their face as they fight back a smile. 

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Imagine lulling your F/O to sleep, they’ve had a long, hard day and to finally be in your arms is heaven to them. You hold them close, running your fingers softly against their skin, leaving gentle kisses on their head.

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Imagine slow dancing with your f/o, your bodies close together and swaying gently to the music. They’re relaxed against you, face tucked against your neck or into your hair, and they sigh contentedly as you lead them in a slow, aimless circle around the room.

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Imagine literally sweeping your F/O off their feet. You just pick them up off the ground randomly and carry them like a princess. They’re confused at first, but it only takes them a second to realize that you’ve got them and it’s safe in your arms, so they nuzzle their face into the crook of your neck.

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The Villains as Parents

Ganondorf: Remember child, if someone insults you at school, take the high road. Sabotage their grades, destroy their social life, and only once they have nothing to live for shall you destroy them.

Child: Because no one insults us without consequence!

Child: Dad, please leave my classroom.

Bowser: No! I can’t leave my baby alone! (sobs as he’s dragged from the classroom by security)

Child: Dad, can I play video games?

Ridley: Have you finished your meal?

Child: But dad! Human skulls suck!

Ridley: Eat it! it’s good for your bones to eat all of the carcass!

Wario: Okay sweetie, have a fun day at school. And remember, if a person asks you to sell some strange pills for them… make sure to get 15%.

Child: 15%? What am I, a charity?!

Wario: That’s my girl! 25 or nothing!

Child: Dad, I can’t sleep. I’m scared of the thing in my closet!

Wolf: *hands them a pistol* That should keep em’ away.

King Dedede: Want some cookies?

Child: But I haven’t had dinner.

King Dedede: Then why not have cookies for dinner. They’re much more delicious.

King K Rool: So kid! How about them minions! Big dick energy, yeah?

Child: Dad, please stop.

King K Rool: What?! I stan you! *dabs*

Dark Samus, reading Goodnight Moon: Ra-rargh, rargh. Ra-rargh, rargh. Ra-raargh rargh ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-rargh!

Dark Link: Kid, I have to ask you something… have you been doing drugs? Having sex?

Child: What?! NO!

Dark Link, in tears: I knew I was raising a pussy!

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Here's a random headcanon I came up with. One time, Bowser had King Dedede babysit Bowser Jr. and the two of them spent the whole day pranking everyone. After that, Dedede was never allowed to babysit Bowser Jr. again.

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Modpost, Modpost!

HEY ALL IM KING DEDEDE AND IM READY TO GO DOWN ILL BE MOD GORDO I am so happy about this WOOHOO

grahaha! my names bowser, call me modarch! i dont know if i will be too active since jr needs much attention but i will post when i can!

Ey, mate, im Dingodile but call me mod Fireman ight? Might not be on this blog much either, busy with lot of jobs lately but ill be as active as i possibly can

im mod kremling aka king k rool! paige is just my daughter

We in here drinking Paige affection juice 😔