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Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

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"I have a heart. It's black and it beats for you." I beg your motherfucking pardon??????? This would have been less gay if they had scissored on screen. I watched this scene like seventeen times. From now until October 30th Agatha All Along will be my entire personality

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beautiful piece of literature 🤌

me and my roommates will be acting this out

The time I publicly destroyed a bigot in Starbucks

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.

Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: under his breath Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: Rolls eyes imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig

The guy: Notices my ace pin Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

The guy: I’m literally a gay man and I won’t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay sx, people like you are hurting my community. I’m gonna go have SX with my boyfriend

Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak!

Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

Me: You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really?

Barista: Throws water on the bigoted guy

Barista: Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it

Me: picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head

Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.

Me: loudly and proudly Another warm milk please, on the house! I think I’m owed it

Barista: You know it!

Bigot: storms out crying

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petition for this to be the official BitCity Shirt

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Maybe ticklish ppl just aren’t meant to get pedicures

(i am said ticklish person)

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Maybe ticklish ppl just aren’t meant to get pedicures

(i am said ticklish person)

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I feel like The Chosen kisses like that guy from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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I LOVE FEELING INCLUDED :D <3<3<3

Amangela Tumblr Posts Data

Covering July 21 - August 21

Disclaimer: This is not a contest nor is it supposed to say something about Amangela or certain posters. At the end of the day we're all fans. This is just for fun and my curiosity. This is less on the pairing and more of a dedication to the Tumblr Amangela community.

-This post is not included in the data as it was purposely posted the day after.

-This is accurate to my timezone (PST) for a month, from July 21-August 21

-Certain people having a higher number is not supposed to mean something. I repeat this is just for fun

General thoughts: A testament to the Amangela Tumblr community is the fact that it's multiple users making several posts in a time span. I love it so much because it's like seeing familiar faces. Also me being top six was not planned, I didn't actually think I was going to make this until I did.

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Hey siri play Joyride by Kesha. Heh, that's right. Listening to music made by a Female. You could say I'm in a Dark Feminist mood this morning.

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I only watch smosh videos that look like this

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

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every smosh cast member is either angela’s wife or her brother. there is no in between

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bro i would scream this off roof tops if i could

I haven’t seen Inside Out 2 yet, but as somebody who’s seen the first movie, people who hate on Sadness for “not shutting up” definitely have not seen the first movie 💀. Sadness is literally her name for a reason, she’s sad all the time like her emotion.

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in relation to mr. rump getting shot

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