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(212): It’s not even a normal fucking affair I’ve found myself in. It’s a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.

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“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

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Oops

Attempt at a comic i made in like 3ish hours

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Megatron catching Starscream self servicing with a gun that Starscream is 100% pretending is Megatron's altmode

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I heart you pinktimus prime… 💕

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Pink Optimus Prime!

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parallels

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unveil your heart

the whole irony poisoned way of seeing something unusual and reacting with quips of 'kill it with fire' or 'i just lost brain cells' is such a muted way of trotting through this beautiful timeline, and such a common reaction from those raised by the internets depths. i hear this a lot with my books

and it just makes me think, 'do you realize that you have trained yourself to experience shock as dismissal?’ so many irony poisoned buds have wired themselves so that something 'unusual' equals disgust instead of wonder and curiosity and joy at the strange corners of our timeline.

i should be clear, this is not really a complaint. everyone can trot their own trot and these buckaroos often still buy or share my books out of curiosity, but i cant help but feel bad for them. there is so much wonder in this existence and some of it IS WEIRD. i mean A LOT of it is weird.

but by training yourself to react with an automatic veil will create such a haze across your experience. maybe you read a tingler and DO enjoy it. maybe you eat a food that seems unusual. maybe you listen to a musician with a video that people share to make fun of and YOU find something powerful

there will be plenty of things out there that are not to your taste, but this culture of saying yuck to sincerity to get little more than an empty laugh - it will destroy your heart.

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Quick and messy drawing of our two favorite bots celebrating Easter~

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No where to run

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Megatron catching Starscream self servicing with a gun that Starscream is 100% pretending is Megatron's altmode

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[Outside of the Detroit city]

David Attenborough impersonation: here on the forest floor, we witness a Waspinator clearing his lek.

*Waspinator is cleaning lek (or stage), then suddenly Bumblebee sat on a boulder. Waspinator gets up*

David Attenborough impersonation: a visitor came and the Waspinator starts to perform his mating dance.

Waspinator: [performs the Flame Bowerbird dance]

Bumblebee: [confuse stare] wtf...

David Attenborough impersonation: and it seems his potential partner may be interested.

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Hello, I'd like to say. Fuck both sides of the Anti and Pro shipping bullshit. I am against both sides. Fuck you.

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Not to be gross but I remember being this way at a very young age and being confused why other children my age were uncomfortable by this.

Ppl seem to forget that like minors have sex, and do indeed get horny, its not just something that happens as soon as you turn 18

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Froid Daycare AU

AU where Froid works a minimum wage job as a daycare worker for protoforms.

Art by the talented @kingfranpetty