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Every day I am in complete and utter awe at how deeply ingrained into transformers as a franchise robotfucking is. G1 had two different episodes about cybertronian x human pairings. At least one dude on the beast wars animation team wanted to fuck dinobot enough to lovingly render him posing with his spike out, blackarachnia's design was based off a stripper, and they wrote rattrap as a shameless pervert. RiD 2001 had Sideburn and his only personality trait was being horny all the fucking time. TFA Blackarachnia was somehow hornier than the original and it felt like Some Gay Shit happened about every 20 minutes in that show. The entire team for TFP agreed knockout was the sexiest robot they'd ever fucking seen and decided to let him try to seduce half the cast, and then casually canonize the word "interfacing" as slang for sex, AND THEN steve blum decided to play starscream like its the porn parody of the actual show. Half of rescue bots feels like slow burn human x cybertronian gay fanfic. IDW not only knows you want to fuck those robots but actively encourages you to fuck those robots because Alex Milne keeps dropping softcore robot porn zines at cons. I haven't finished earthspark but I know that dad wanted bumblebee's dick like crazy and the only reason he hasn't pursued it is because he's happily married.

Literally the only tf show I've seen that ISNT that horny is cyberverse, and that show is still ASTOUNDINGLY gay.

I'll be reading valveplug fics, and any and all shame I would usually feel at sexualizing cartoon robots is evaporated when i remember that a nonzero amount of people working for hasbro are sexualizing the robots too. They're hot by design, your honor.

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KINKY

Shockblurr scenario where Burr and Shockwave have had a bit of a cat-and-mouse type thing going on, Blurr chasing after Shockwave and sometimes capturing him or being caught himself and while either always ‘escapes’ they have some time for a bit of a tryst.

But then Shockwave seems to vanish and Blurr is left to wrestle with the complicated feelings of losing someone he loved who he shouldn’t have been with in the first place. Eventually, though, he ends up finding a new connection with Longarm Prime that after a while leads to them having a… private meeting.

Blurr on his knees in front of Longarm, mouthing at his modesty panels until they finally open and his spike pressurizes and Blurr just. Freezes for a few moments before getting up, straddling Shockwave’s waist, looking him in his actual optic and demanding he turn back before they frag.

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Shockblurr scenario where Burr and Shockwave have had a bit of a cat-and-mouse type thing going on, Blurr chasing after Shockwave and sometimes capturing him or being caught himself and while either always ‘escapes’ they have some time for a bit of a tryst.

But then Shockwave seems to vanish and Blurr is left to wrestle with the complicated feelings of losing someone he loved who he shouldn’t have been with in the first place. Eventually, though, he ends up finding a new connection with Longarm Prime that after a while leads to them having a… private meeting.

Blurr on his knees in front of Longarm, mouthing at his modesty panels until they finally open and his spike pressurizes and Blurr just. Freezes for a few moments before getting up, straddling Shockwave’s waist, looking him in his actual optic and demanding he turn back before they frag.

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Longarm be staring at that waist

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Yay, Horsie x Trash Fire Human post!!

Alright, that’s as good as it’s gonna get lmfao 🫠

Based on @joetastic2739’s Jimmy x Polle version of the Curlya kiss 😂😂

I wanted to draw the glomp too, but I was getting frustrated with the pose and how long it was taking me, so… I decided to abort mission 💧

Anyway yaaay pommy \o/❤️

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Wifey Megatron AU

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Wifey Megatron AU

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Wifey Megatron AU

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You asked for it~♡

What should I do as an au?

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"Virginal"

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^ About Megatron because Isaac Sumdac got that Stockholm Syndrome

i would let tfa shockwave put me in a jar

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Great! I love that.

A piece I call, "The Ever Present Problem of 'That won't fit' in Cybertronian x Human matters"

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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CHOICE!

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MEGOP UP BY 3 POINTS!!

Ships

Week Ending January 13th, 2025

Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane

Sonadow +2 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Caitvi +3 Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane

Gelphie -2 Glinda & Elphaba, Wicked

Stobotnik -2 Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog

457 +2 Seong Gi-hun & Hwang In-ho, Squid Game

Timebomb -2 Jinx & Ekko, Arcane

Megop +3 Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers

Destiel -2 Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Phan Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Billford +4 Bill Cipher & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls

Buddie +6 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Byler -4 Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things

Hannigram -2 Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Superbat -1 Superman & Batman, the DC Universe

Jegulus +4 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Ineffable Husbands +2 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Radioapple Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

Zaundads -2 Zander & Silco, Arcane

Wolfstar Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

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Then you'd be surprised how very few people reblog porn even with fun usernames.

A piece I call, "The Ever Present Problem of 'That won't fit' in Cybertronian x Human matters"

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Agreed, but also fuck pro shipping. Both sides in this propaganda war over fucking shipping are terrible and use minorities, survivors, and so on as mere pawns to "win" their stupid unwinnable war to make all shipping one way. Fuck anti, pro, and whoever is accepting/encouraging this endless shipping war.

What she says: I hate antis

What she really means: I don’t mind people disliking a ship for their own reason but the anti-shipping movement is driven by hate and bandwagon bullying to police what people are “allowed” to enjoy. They use fundamentally abusive and manipulative tactics on real people in the name of protecting survivors from speculative things in fiction. Antis want to act morally superior over ship wars and claim that to ship something problematic you must be a survivor. By doing this antis force survivors who may be uncomfortable with coming out with their status to out themselves and then hold them to impossible standards. Except when it does come to survivors who ship anti-deemed problematic things we are attacked, harassed, and then pushed under the bus anyway. Antis trivialize terms such as abuse, rape, and pedophilia by using them so often and out of place against a group made up of many survivors and minors– the people they claim to be protecting. They have bullied and suicide baited artists and other content creators they dislike in the name of “policing the bad ships uwu.” All antis are at fault for this, even if an anti claims not to send hate themselves they are still influencing this bad behavior because they are part of this hate group. The entire anti-shipper movement is a toxic cesspool that makes me feel sick.