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     @miragefactory well tha’s just rude

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These guys made Bleach a lot more entertaining, don’t deny it

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vigorousyen‌:

“ Keep telling yourself that.” 

Of course, he didn’t know exactly why he was hiding in a tree of all places, but he wasn’t exactly one to question things so obvious, but he did join the other captain on a slightly lower branch instead.

“ Heard Aizen was looking for you again. Any possible idea why?”

     He hadn’t exactly been banking on company ( in fact, two people hanging out in a tree was sort of a lot more conspicuous than one ) but he supposed Love’s presence on the branch below him was better than just hiding from the Seireitei’s blond terror ( and his lieutenant, apparently ) with nothing to really do. 

     “Maah, I told’im I was gonna go take a leak then nicked off out th’window. Been ‘bout two hours since then.” Idly, he lifted a hand to scratch beneath his chin. “Actually, I’d be kinda insulted if he wasn’t lookin’ for me by now.” 

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SEXUAL PREFERENCES !

bold - applies always. italic - applies sometimes.

* INCLINATIONS/HABITS:

is submissive  |  is dominant |   prefers to top  |   prefers to bottom |   likes to switch |  identifies as heterosexual   |   identifies as homosexual  |   identifies as bisexual |   identifies as asexual   |  identifies as pansexual | enjoys sex with men |   enjoys sex with women  |   enjoys sex with multiple people at one time |   initiates |   waits for partner to initiate  |   spits |  swallows |   prefers sex in the morning   |   prefers sex at night   |   prefers sex any time |   no sex drive  |  low sex drive  |  average sex drive |   high sex drive |   hypersexual

* BODY/APPEARANCE:

small build |   medium build   |   athletic build  |   muscular build   |   curvy build  |   voluptuous build  |  wears boxers |   wears lingerie  |  goes ‘commando’ |    cup size a-c  |   cup size d-f  |   1-5" in length | 6-9" in length  |   10" or over in length  |

* SOUNDS:

is silent / makes little to no sounds   |   is very quiet  | is very loud |   grows in volume over time | bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves  |   calls out partner’s name |  curses  |   fakes/exaggerates  |   prefers a quiet partner  |   prefers a loud partner | is turned on by dirty talk |   is turned off by dirty talk

* TURN-ONS/KINKS:

having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched (by their partner) | being watched (by a third party) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘daddy’ | being called ‘daddy’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking | being bitten / marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife sword play | blood play | being pegged | pegging

→ tagged: @meishutori → tagging:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

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"My darling, tell me~" He plays with Shinji's hair. Much shorter than it used to be. He would have liked to have been able to play with it when it was still endlessly long, but it was still just as silky, he wagers. "do you share Kensei's views on mingling as little with humans as possible?"

     “Ah, I’m yer darlin’ now, am I?” Grinning ( a cheshire cat's grin ) he leans into the contact, pressing his cheek to Rose’s hand ( a content cat, if not a cozy one ) to better compensate for the shorter length of hair the other’s composer’s fingers now had to toy with. Ah, how he loved it when people played with his hair, his fellow blond even more so than most. There was something so delicate in his touch, yet bold at the same time. It almost felt musical against his scalp, and for a moment Shinji simply allowed himself to revel in the contact before remembering that oh, yeah, he still had an actual question to answer. 

     “Kensei’s got his ‘no fun’ hat on. Y’can’t tell me y’plan on bein’ stuck here for however long y’think we’re gonna be here an’ not go out there?"

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miragefactory‌:

“EXACTLY! So everyone can just call my Hiyori-Sama and only listen to me.”

     “Maaaa, Hiyori-sama sounds too big fer someone as runty as you.” 

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miragefactory‌:

“Anyone taller than me is automatically wrong!”

     “Then that means there ain’t anyone in th’world that’s right.” 

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vigorousyen‌:

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“I don’t think you’ll be getting much of your work done if you’re stuck up there, Shinji.”

     “I ain’t stuck. I can get down whenever I wanna.” Assuming, of course, Hiyori was nowhere in the immediate vicinity. Nor his lieutenant. It wasn’t as though either of them were physically incapable of dragging his ass back down, sure, but having the higher ground ( literally ) gave him an advantage for sure. He wasn’t sure what it was, but he had it. 

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miragefactory‌:

Hiyori was… getting better (?). At the very least, she was willing to listen to him instead of chew his brains out and hang up like she had been doing the past few phone calls.  If only she could somehow go into the phone and smack him through it with her sandal.

“Whose being a brat?! Say that to my face ya dumbass! If ya wanted nice then go call Hachi, dipshit!” She squawked indignantly, but was still not in her usual amount of rage. 

She squatted on the floor of the warehouse, frowning loudly (somehow Hiyori could do this) and felt herself slipping back into this weird routine of insulting him and trying to be friendly at the same time.

“But not thinking is your fucking speciality so there’s no surprise there, baldy!”

     By the Soul King, it would be so easy to fall back into the routine of snapping back and forth, each in increasing levels of volume before one gave up or hung up, but right now? He didn’t feel much like it. It had taken such a monumental amount of effort just to get her to pick up the damn phone today, and call him a sap, but he was feeling somewhat sentimental. 

     “Yeah, s’ppose it is sometimes, huh.” Through the window of his office he could see out across his division’s courtyard, watching with vague disinterest as his officers went about their daily business. Somehow, the outside world beyond the confines of the fifth’s barracks felt further than the world of the living, as though the connection his phone had made with Hiyori’s were somehow tying him to her in ways he couldn’t describe even if he were to try.  

                                    ( he supposed he’d just always felt closer to her than anyone else )

     “How’re you doin’, Hiyori? Really?” 

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hardasstaichou‌:

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Kensei just scoffs without saying much of anything in response. But instead a hint of a grin curling one side of his lips, he was more than used to Shinji’s ways and he knew it worked vice versa as well. 

’ comfortably buzzed sounds more my speed. ’ he remarks nonchalantly, his responsible nature taking over even if this whole drinking thing was his idea.  

     “Ya prude.” He’d expected as much, though. When it came to drinking Shinji ( quite proudly ) held the record among them for the most alcohol imbibed in one session, and Kensei had always been more on the conservative side of things. If Kensei only wanted to have a drink or two to unwind, then that was fine; he’d go find Rose or Lisa later to keep the sad little party going. 

     “But okay, okay, where d’ya wanna go fer yer one appletini, Sister Prudence?” 

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hey, be truthful, how good is shinji REALLY in bed?

My muse will be answering questions with 100% honesty for the next 5 asks! 2/5

— “On A scale of 1 to 10? Probably an 9, 9 and a half.” He snickers. He wonders who would be interested in information like this. “He’s a lot of fun.” Perhaps that was also because they were such great friends, and they were very aware of what it was they were doing. Just sex, no strings attached. It made things so much easier when there were no expectations. 

   “The only reason he does not receive a perfect 10 is because it would stroke his ego too much and his head is already too big. Besides.. There’s always room for improvement~.” Though he supposes he and Shinji are pretty near perfectly matched.    

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' Hey, loser. Want to go for a drink? ' Not that Kensei was one to indulge in drinking but he needed the company of a friend right then.

     “Y’know, generally people’re nicer when they’re askin’ someone t’hang out.” Despite his words, though, the blond seemed entirely nonplussed, knowing full well that after the amount of time he and the others had spent together they were all more than privy to the way he tended to talk shit without actually meaning any of it. 

     “Y'goin’ fer the ‘comfortably buzzed’ kinda drinkin’ or the ‘completely shitfaced’ kind?” 

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[Pelts his face with sweets] // Hiyori

     ⊰ “ARGH-!” ⊱     

     A sneak attack-! A violent assault of very hard confectionery from a trusted friend!! A betrayal!!!! 

     “Hiyori what the FUCK-!?” 

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miragefactory‌:

“Who ya callin’ gremlin! YER THE HUMAN VERSION OF A MOP!”

     “Why a MOP!?”

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miragefactory‌:

“Where’d ya get yer degrees from? The university of dumbass?”

“I got more freckles than ye’ve got braincells.”

     “You’ve got more freckles than anyone’s got brain cells, ya little speckled gremlin.” 

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Hiyori vc: snorts

     ok first of all-

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{ Reblog if your character is highly educated }