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Sooo my auntie once taught me a children's diddle and I've never met anyone irl who has heard of it. Some of the lyrics include: . bulldog, bulldog Yo mama don't wear no drawers bulldog I saw when she took em off Bulldog She threw em on that line Bulldog And that sun just refused to shine Bulldog, bulldog . Has ANYONE ever heard this tune? (at Echo Park)

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start as you mean to continue

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feeling like a cortni on peachtree st (at Atlanta, Georgia)

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When you're talking so much shit about everybody but it accidentally makes for a good picture @itskatttttt

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thanks for anotha one @caseycatherine #29cortni (at Disneyland)

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It's the most wonderful time of the year. #29 #anothaone🔑 #nofilter #29cortni

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it's my birthday tomorrow. i'm now accepting any and all dates to @cheesecakefactory

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When it's Friday and you're just like Yes and Amen!

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the projects 📷 @steisaden

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...that moment when your friend sends you what she's looking for in a man 😂

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same (at LACMA Los Angeles County Museum of Art)

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I've trained my friends to just not invite me to anything. I like to stay home, Netflix and chill with myself, and hang out at home in my onesie in order to get to bed at a ridiculously early time. I'm turning 29 in a month and have resolved to spend the last year of my twenties actually spending time with friends, saying yes to leaving my house and doing what apparently everyone else has been doing for most of their lives. Why did I wait so long? #myyearofyes

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Sometimes I feel like I'm right where I belong #nofilter #morningrun

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I won't disclose this friend publicly, but if anyone's looking for a good woman and you look like Jesus, slide in my DM. I have someone I want you to meet... 😂

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I bought my first plant and I kind of feel like a new parent. How will I know when to feed it, burp it and change its diaper?

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baby klimt

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Twin with your mum day