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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

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i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

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this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

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Do you guys see my vision

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this…

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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

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cant find a working stream rn killing myself

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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

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getting a note on a super old post