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hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

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Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

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Batman Returns was excoriated at the time for being "too dark" - to be fair, it is exceptionally dark thematically for a 90s popcorn blockbuster - but it's also a film that features an army of penguins with rockets strapped to their back. Meanwhile we're in a timeline where studios think it would fatally compromise the Gritty Darkness of Batman if the Penguin's last name is "Cobblepot". And the resulting Batsman films are still nowhere near as dark as the movie with rocket penguins

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It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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Need the plug to hurry tf up I have to go square dancing

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I CUT MY FINGER ON MY CHEX MIX????

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New Order, Power Corruption & Lies, 1983

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All-consuming emptiness inside him

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it turns out that actually you never needed to be understood! what you really needed was to make the rest of the world just as incomprehensible as you are!

[YOU HAVE UNLOCKED BAD ENDING #4]

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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks