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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
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Big heart, bigger ass🫶🏾💕
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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.
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When you buy breakfast from somewhere else
English added by me :)
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We done told Meemaw not to go on no more adventures. We said at her, "Listen, Meemaw, you are 83 goddamn years old and the doctor says you can't go on no more adventures, it's bad for your ticker." But she done got up her hauberk and that god-killin axe of hers and went right out there and fuckin died and now I gotta go back out there to the dragon's lair with the Staff of Resurrection after her ass *again*.
Weren't her heart or nuthin, tho. She got et by the dragon.
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