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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

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Only good reason for TikTok.

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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What if they reprinted really gory and dark novels with those bland Canva clip-art covers you see on every Wattpad-sourced romcom these days

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— Yū Miri, Tokyo Ueno Station

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"why do you want this job" i literally don't

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that post thats like "i hope christianity as a global power collapses" and there's just tons of hand-wringing "enjoy living in a lawless wasteland with no morals" comments like. congrats. you are a living illustration of the fucking point.

if your sense of morality is anchored to the bible and you think people would just start killing people etc without it, congrats, your worldview is fucked and you should do some introspection why.

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i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

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its so stupid how you’ll have a dream that’s just like this horrible precision-crafted weapon of psychological terror and then you just have to get up and go to work like u didn’t just experience the apocalypse in real time or whatever

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i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

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Frankeinstein is always fertile ground for what-if scenarios because, okay, supposing for the sake of argument that Victor doesn’t immediately freak out and run away, what was his plan? Even if everything had gone perfectly, how exactly was he going to explain the nine-foot-tall giant in his dorm room without immediately outing himself as a necromancer? There is no conceivable sequence of events following the Creature’s reanimation that doesn’t go horribly wrong.

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it’s like insane that an ancient writer knew the words i needed to hear a thousand years on and could see me through all that time but also. it’s not surprising in the least bc they felt as i felt and they sang as i sang and they did everything i’ve ever done there is no state of being which they have not already passed i am nothing new i am not alone and that is a great joy to know