killjoy-3000
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she/they. biromantic ace. literally just fandoms and memes.
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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BANANA FISH - Unofficial Locations Guide: Around Ash & Eiji’s 59th St. Apartment Part 2
B Spot: Columbus Circle
Episode 11: Where Max saw Ash off, presumably after checking apartments after their meal at the Oyster Bar. The entrance to the Columbus Circle subway station located inside the circle and across the crosswalk from the Lincoln Performing Arts Center.
C Spot: Premier Deli
Episode 17: Where Ash felt Blanca a lurkin’. On the corner of 7th Ave & 55th St.
NOTE: In the anime, there’s a donut shop across the street where Bones and Kong were buying donuts. This shop is NOT there in real life! (what’s actually in the spot it should have been is the cafe attached to the Wellington Hotel)
While not an exact match, the donut shop featured in the anime may have been modeled after the Doughnut Plant. There’s no outside counter window, but the logos are very similar! There’s two in NYC and this one’s the one on Grant Street:
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D Spot: Carnegie Hall
Episode 19: Where Golzine and Ash attended a concert while Ash was captive. Max and Ibe spot them on TV.
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More guides to come!
For the complete bilingual guide, please check out my twitter, YukiPri_Art!
Complete list of guides on my Banana Fish Masterpost!
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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what if AU where death note is just an in-universe work of fiction and all of them are just actors. i call this my coping AU LOL
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I LOVE this AU!!
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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adhd is taking 7 hours to do something bc you need to mentally force yourself to do it. like i will literally just sit on my bed for 2 hours and try to convince myself to go to the store. i postpone going to the store for no reason. I’m not doing anything else in those 2 hours. Just sittin’ there thinking about having to go to the store
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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happy Thursday the 20th
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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flower picking!🌷🌷🌷
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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lov that funky little train show <3
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Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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The Wizard Howl Pendragon ✨
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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WHAT
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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in the sixth months after graduating from college, with my very expensive degree from a good college, i ate nothing but bread. i worked at a bakery / cafe / restaurant and got half off one meal per shift but it was still too expensive even then. but at the end of every night we would throw out all the bread loaves that hadn’t sold, which was most of them, every night. we would fill up ten boxes to give away to a shelter and then we could take anything we could carry, and i couldn’t afford a half off deconstructed sandwich, but i could fill the cabinets of my apartment with bread. everyone who worked there was just like me, subsisting on discarded, overpriced bread. 
(when the managers’ backs were turned i was taught to leave the trashbags of bread behind the dumpster rather than inside it, because it was locked after everyone left to prevent people from stealing from it. we would say we were going out to stack chairs and instead stack prepackaged salads prepared that morning in the narrow space between wall and dumpster, but that’s not what this is about.)
we were working valentine’s day, a little bit miserable about it, because customers are somehow worse on a holiday about love, and even if we were single we didn’t want to be here, and most of us had people we’d rather be spending the day with, and the snappish, hardass manager was working that day, and everyone could not wait for the day to be over. 
we had a boxes of those bakery tissue sheets around and i was twisting it in my hands and i thought about how the first night my uncle spent with my aunt he had to get up early for work but didn’t want to wake her and the whole thing hadn’t been planned, exactly, so he (a roofer by trade and a golden glove boxer by sport) went into the kitchen and took some paper towels and twisted them between his big, scarred hands until it formed a sweeter shape and when my aunt work up it was to a paper towel rose on her pillow. 
so i used a couple sheets of bakery tissue to make a rose and walked up to my coworker who stared at me with a rictus smile and i gave it to her, trying not overthink if it was a weird thing to do. her smile slipped and she asked “you made this?” holding it carefully, like it wasn’t something her two year old son could have made with his pudgy hands, and i shrugged and got more milk from the back. 
then another coworker held the steamer too long when frothing milk, not on accident but because he was irritated, so i rolled another rose and tucked it in his apron pocket as i walked by. then it was just one more of us up front and it was nothing, thirty seconds of twisting paper to take the stack of cookies out of her hands and hand her a tissue paper rose, her lined face lifting into a grin as she proudly tucked it into the chest pocket of her shirt and i may as well have been standing in front of the ovens for how hot my face felt. 
it was such a silly thing to do, i felt ridiculous, giving away hastily constructed tissue paper roses on valentine’s day, clumsy artful garbage. then one of the servers walked by and noticed and so i made her one too, and then other servers came by, leaning over the glass, and complimenting the flowers with big eyes, and i laughed and made more, still not sure if it was sincere, but even if it wasn’t, i figured making them one and handing it over was better than saying no. 
then i went to the back again and the dishwasher yelled out “where’s mine? what about us?” and he was too sweet to ever be anything less than sincere, so someone kept an eye on the door to the manager’s office as i stood in the sweltering kitchen and rolled clumsy tissue paper roses, enough for everyone 
and by the time the day ended, everyone had one, everyone wore one, tucked in their shirt or their apron or stuck in their hair or taped to the top of their pen. everyone was a little less miserable, smiling like we were all on in on the joke, although i don’t think any of us knew the punchline 
this story doesn’t have a punchline either. i just sometimes think of how much better some crumpled tissue paper made things and think that it can be that easy, sometimes, if we’re sincere and don’t overthink it too much
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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Happy: “Kid–,”
Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”
Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”
Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”
Happy: “Peter–,”
Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”
Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”
Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized
She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left
I don’t think Toph knows any swear words
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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killjoy-3000 · 4 years ago
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imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice
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