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[killingxmachine]

"You want to see if you can get an injury?" Steve chuckled. "That's ... very romantic, and I'm more than ready to mess around. Maybe I'll throw out a hip." He teased.

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"I haven't been to the hospital yet because of a sex related injury. Wanna fuck around recklessly and see if we can keep up that streak?"

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i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive

bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how

[killingxmachine]

Danny walked into Steve's office with a gift bag and placed it on Steve's desk, but kept it closer to his side and still held on to it. "I'm taking you and Andie out to dinner tonight. Some place nice, where my limited French will come in somewhat handy. So go home, clean up nice, and be ready by 8." He slid over the gift bag and smirked, "This is part of the date. It's pre-opened by me, only because I made sure it was fully charged."

Danny pulled out a small remote to give a big hint of what was in the bag. "I'm going to test your discipline tonight, babe. And yes, I'm very aware of how unfair it'll be with Andie there."

Steve lifted his eyes from his laptop when Danny came in, glanced at the bag he was carrying, and let his gaze linger on it before speaking. Smiling, he closed the computer and stood up, pulling the bag close to peek inside even though he couldn't quite discern its contents.

His cheeks flushed when he saw the remote, swallowing as he picked up the bag. "Discipline and stamina, apparently." His eyes flashed playfully. "Alright Danno. I'm going to go home, get changed and try this on."

[killingxmachine]

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.  (  nsfw.  as a reminder: your muse = sender and my muse = receiver.  add + reverse to reverse the action.  feel free to adjust to better fit your muses.  )

❛  you look absolutely irresistible right now.  ❜ ❛  there’s so many things i’d love to do to you.  ❜ ❛  it isn’t fair how much you turn me on.  ❜ ❛  i can’t stop thinking about you.  ❜ ❛  tell me what you want me to do.  ❜ ❛  do you want to take this somewhere more … private?  ❜ ❛  if you keep looking at me like that i don’t think i’ll be able to control myself any longer.  ❜ ❛  is this okay or do you want me to stop?  ❜ ❛  would it be wrong for me to kiss you?  ❜ ❛  i’ve noticed you’ve been staring at me this whole time.  ❜ ❛  why don’t you come a little closer?  ❜ ❛  the things i’d do to you if we weren’t out in public …  ❜ ❛  can you feel what you are doing to me?  ❜ ❛  i’ve got something really special planned for us.  ❜ ❛  we’ll see where the night will take us.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never felt such an instant connection with anyone else before.  ❜ ❛  you can do whatever you want to me.  ❜ ❛  it would be a shame to waste such a perfect opportunity.  ❜ ❛  i’ve always wanted to do this.  ❜ ❛  you’ve been teasing me for far too long. it’s my turn now.  ❜

[  WALL  ]  *  your muse pins my muse against the closest wall. [  ALMOST KISS  ]  *  my muse leans closer to your muse almost like they’re trying to initiate a kiss, only to pull away in the last second. [  TEASE  ]  *  my muse teases your muse either by touch or words or any other way that works for them. [  TUG  ]  *  your muse tugs my muse closer and wraps their arms around them. [  STRIPTEASE  ]  *  my muse gives your muse a show as they take off their clothes. [  LAPDANCE  ]  *  my muse gives your muse a lapdance. [  SECUDE  ]  *  my muse whispers sweet nothings to your muse. [  EYE CONTACT  ]  *  your muse gazes deeply into my muse’s eyes. [  LINGER  ]  *  your muse gives my muse lingering touches. [  STUCK  ]  *  our muses are stuck in a small broom closet together. [  BLUSH  ]  *  your muse makes my muse blush with their words. [  CLOSER  ]  *  my muse comes closer, invading more of your muses personal space. [  ACCIDENTAL BRUSH  ]  *  my muse touches your muse ( somewhere intimate ) on accident. [  PURPOSEFUL TOUCH  ]  *  my muse touches your muse ( somewhere intimate ) on purpose. [  FLIRT  ]  *  my muse flirts with your muse.

[killingxmachine]

"So...can I ask your opinion on something? As someone who is basically...the law. How do you feel about those close and near to you who aren't necessarily in law enforcement themselves being very, almost alarmingly, good at crime?"

Steve raised his eyebrows. "Uh ... as long as they weren't hurting anyone, I wouldn't have a problem with it."

"Is this person anyone I know?"

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“You can just set that anywhere, I’ll move it.”

Steve gives her a look and sets the shelf down. "Babe ... where do you want it? I'll move it."

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What does your soul smell like?

Candle smoke

key words: self-assured, courageous, intuitive. you are an expert at overcoming your demons and should be proud of how brave you have consistently shown yourself to be. others are amazed by your perseverance, strong personality, and unapologetic uniqueness. compatible with: coffee, freshly baked bread.

Tagged by: @codenamepinetree

Tagging: I'm too lazy to tag, do this if you want to lol

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Reblog this post to let mutuals know you're a-okay with them spamming you with ic asks / memes at any time!! Spontaneous interactions are great, fam

[killingxmachine]

“Wanna make another baby?”

"Uh ... yes."

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thanks for the ride.

“No problem. I'm glad I could help.”

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@codenamepinetree​ | [x]

Steve was just about to wrap up at the Palace for the night, closed his laptop and stretched in his chair. The door to the corral opened, and he looked up to see officer Pua walking in with Jack, which immediately put him on high alert.

“What happened? And no, there isn’t. Not when HPD and potentially members of my team are involved.” He brought him over to a chair, so he could sit. “Why don’t you tell me what happened? I’ll get you some water.”

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codenamepinetree​:

@killingxmachine X

“I can handle myself. I’m trained for the worst war zones, this is child’s play. I’ve infiltrated dangerous cells before, this is an amateur cultist in the making. I can get you eyes and ears inside and keep everyone in there safe until 5-0 has everything they need to act.”

“I’m asking you…let me work with you. Next time, I’ll be asking your forgiveness because I’m doing it regardless.”

“I know you can handle yourself, and I know you’ve had more than enough training. But you’re still my son, and that means I’ll worry about you no matter what.” Steve sighed and adjusted his earpiece. He knew that they had the added advantage of Jack being unrecognizable to the perpetrators they were there for.

“Fine. But I’m in charge of this operation. What I say goes, got it? If I pull the plug, do not stick around.”

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"I can handle myself. I'm trained for the worst war zones, this is child's play. I've infiltrated dangerous cells before, this is an amateur cultist in the making. I can get you eyes and ears inside and keep everyone in there safe until 5-0 has everything they need to act."

"I'm asking you...let me work with you. Next time, I'll be asking your forgiveness because I'm doing it regardless."

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GIVE  MY  MUSE  A  NICKNAME  /  PET  NAME.

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"i told you to send me in there instead."

“No, you know I can't take that kind of risk.” He sighed. “I can't let anything happen to you.”

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SPY / ESPIONAGE PROMPTS *  assorted lines from popular spy & action films

how many times has the government betrayed you?

what the hell are you doing?

you were shot.

you're going to ruin this mission.

where'd you get a suit?

you're my bodyguard, not my business partner. just focus on guarding my body.

thanks for the ride.

tell me where the bomb is.

you're the person who caught him, aren't you?

please don't make me go through you.

the blood is on your hands.

if you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face.

i don't trust anybody outside of this room.

hold on! how did you get in the helicopter?

i'm gonna get the detonator!

if you ever feel like you've been poisoned, chew one of these.

jesus, you're intense.

they'll kill you for giving me this.

people do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared.

what's your source?

who paid you off?

everything you need is in there.

we prefer to keep a low profile.

did you ever choose not to?

how close are we?

my argument is not with you.

you're really good at staying alive.

stay put and secure the premises.

i told you to send me in there instead.

this is a bad idea.

why don't you come with me?

so now you're going to kill me.

how long do i have?

that is how you survive.

by the way, i can see your gun.

i pulled up my file.

i need you to untie me now.

you have no idea what you're into here.

i don't want to do this anymore.

this is where it started for me. this is where it ends.

do you know what? you play it too safe.

they found a body.

you really think you're ready for the field?

it's just a job. no hard feelings.

ten seconds or you're dead.

i think one day you will understand.

how do you like my english accent?

why won't you just die?

i'll figure it out.

he drove off the roof.

he killed our man.

we're in the middle of an operation.

i sent you to be invisible.

these people will kill you if they have to.

i'm a motherfucking spy.

thanks for your weapon.

look at this. look at what they make you give.

so what's the plan? who are we meeting?

we have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb.

sorry, the other wire.

i told you to come alone.

you haven't slept for a long time now.

there's a body in the streets.

i'm working on it!

all of the systems are state of the art.

this whole operation was a mole hunt.

nobody does the right thing.

oh, stop screaming. you loved it.

i'm jumping out a window!

you do not have the authority.

we have to find the other bomb.

why are you helping me?

everything i found out, i want to forget.

how could i forget about you?

kill everyone? that's your plan?

you start down this path, where does it end?

how long was i out?

the only person allowed in that room has to pass through a series of security checks.

i got enough trouble, okay?

put the gun down.

i knew it was going to end this way.

they knew we were coming.

if i ever feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard i will bring this fight to your doorstep.

what's going on at the CIA?

i think we lost enough agents for one night.

you're a total goddamn catastrophe.

someone started this, and i'm going to find them.

you're only alive today because he didn't have the guts to kill you.

you don't understand what you're involved in.

every now and then, send up a signal. let me know you're safe.

the greater the suffering, the greater the peace.

we have to evacuate these people!

you move, you die.

i saved your ass again.

my team! my team is dead!

i tried to protect you.

perhaps we can arrange a meet.

he went out the window. why would someone do that?

i work alone, like you.

i don't think that's a decision you can make.

accept it. you've lost this one.

i heard you talking.

why do you have to make things so fucking complicated?

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@ofspaceandmyths

Steve blushed at the title and the hair pulling, resting his hands on her hips to keep her on his lap. “I can definitely handle it. Besides, it's fun making them, and you know it.” He grinned, slipping his hands underneath her shirt. “You called me old, maybe I should punish you for that.” He hummed against her lips. “Bend you over my knee and spank you until you beg me to stop.”