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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

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sighs wishfully. i wish I was abusing substances right now

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it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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“it’s everyone’s first time being alive” not me, this is my third time having a go at it. still fucking it up tho.

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im very stoic and nothing has ever hurt my feelings ever in my whole life

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If you don't believe that crystals can keep away negative people in your life you've obviously never thrown one hard enough, my personal favourite that i recommend is called brick

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*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

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my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt