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i love how in the "babe go tell everyone it's time for my party" moment Crowley looks so disoriented like "something is wrong something is so fucking wrong" does he know it's b/c he's on the wrong side of Aziraphale

he looks like he's eaten an edible and walked into his own kitchen and is trying to figure out whose house he's in

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just remembered people who aren’t obsessed with crowley and aziraphale exist how do they cope

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Sometimes I forget that there’s people on tumblr whose feeds aren’t chaotic digital shrines to Good Omens and honestly I feel sorry for them.

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the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck

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If It's the Beaches

A Good Omens Fic

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...he’d pressed his hips into Aziraphale’s and said very low, the things we could get up to with a little privacy, mm? And then the kissing had turned a bit filthy and, well—they can do things like that, now.

A gift fic written for the holiday exchange in the Minisode Minibang server. Just some tender PWP!

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It's beautiful omfg

drunk crowley 💅

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Aziraphale's Inbox

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I have decided to unleash The Day Muriel Had Enough comic unto my wonderful Tumblr Followers!

Thank you for the support and hilarious comments! It means so much to me and makes it easy to keep at it!

Happy holidays with all my love and nonsense!

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Here's something that drives me crazy. Christians LOVE to use the argument of "nature" and "the way God intended" to justify their homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, etc. It's their go-to. Now dont get me wrong, I'm a Deist; I believe in God, but I believe that they are kind of like my mother, they only show up when it's too late. So, if Christians can't let out their deep dark secret of why they themselves hate or fear it so much, why not hide behind the façade of their deity's will for humanity and order of the universe? Nature should prove the true will of God, right?

Sure! That's why earthworms are asexual and agender, right? That's why the female species of a lot of insects have the body parts we visually consider to be male, but are still identified as females? Or why a lot of insect and animal systems are run by the females, while the males are simply used to reproduce, and are left to die once their purpose has been fulfilled? Why birds mating processes almost always depend on whether the males earn the respect of the female and get her permission to be her mating partner? Or maybe, it's why some species can have both the male and female reproductive organs, in order to procreate. Christians are right. Nature is quite literally screaming in our faces, and we're ignoring it. We're animals too, no matter how sophisticated we've adapted to become. We're part of nature. And we are mimicking everything that Earth has already established as good and right. So why are we ignoring it?

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Happy Good Omens renewal eheheheheheehhhhhhh

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Happy Shuhite Sunday to one and to all. May our beloved somehow return in Season 3 <3